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The Story Goes On
Thousand_Sword Sun 10 Feb 2013 - 14:11
Ok guys here is the long awaited compilation of "Story Line..."
first of all i will start with the repost of my old topic "The Story So Far"
which were the sites 1-8! after that I'll post site 9-16! And later on the next sites!
first of all i will start with the repost of my old topic "The Story So Far"
which were the sites 1-8! after that I'll post site 9-16! And later on the next sites!
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Re: The Story Goes On
Thousand_Sword Sun 10 Feb 2013 - 14:12
Ok here is it Sites 1 to 8
Story Line by Clan RotD
Joe walked down the street to
go buy some fruit for his fruit salad but then he stumbled on a
pumpkin patch while gazing at a
one-eyed donkey playing a banjo
because he heard its music while
skipping through the park and
He thought to himself, Hmm where can i get myself a one-eyed donkey that can play a banjo so Joe decided to
Fap to dragons mother but then saw
a mobile wheelchair on wheels, but he was still entranced by his recent encounter yesterday of
a kid with a million dollar bill and burning it so he said
WTF MOTHA FUCKA YOU BURNING A 100 Dollar BILL???? YO ASS CRAZYY FUUUU and so JOE
when he went home to his mama he said everything that happened and she went to the hospital for hallucination
and from the hospital he ate a cookie on the way home
but little did he know that jesus was stalking him
and when he was walking through an alley jesus said
The holiest place in the world my son, is on your knees
so his son kneeled but thought of his dream last night
it was about monkeys and some dude named i_died_today and how gay i_died_today was and how he tried to get joe to
Fap with peanut butter and jelly but got this weird
sensation in his glowing right shoulder when from it sprang forth a
a CD which was ironically named "Joes Grarage" so he decided to
go to the hospital's PA office and play the disk there, but when
Jesus came back to tell him not to forget to kill Justin beaver because quote "that hoe be stealing all my bitches" end quote, so thats when
Joe went to buy some chemicals and made a potion that would ruin Justin beavers life forever....a PUBERTY speeding potion. Joe thinking to himself *lets see that hoe sing now with a deep voice* Joe laughed and then started thinking of his next evil plan it was
to go get some fruit for his fruit salad when
he found some money on the floor (1$) and he picked it up and other people said
that it was the president's last dollar
so Joe was being Friendly and gave the President his dollar back. As a show of gratitude the President gave Joe a highly trained Platoon of Assasins to Hunt down and KILL Justin Beiber
and everyone was happy about it because they hate HER/him (probably her)
And so joe took his assassin squad and went to
Timbuktu to learn from the wisest of Timbuktuians and found out
that they are the assassins and that they want to killl him
but he said "Wait i have......"
a question for you:How
Do you chuck wood? And they all replied with
and chuck norris
is your friend so we leave you alone cause we are scared as hell of chuck norris.And all the assasins
Pulled out their flying pigs and
flied away with them.You also picked your flying pig because you
hit one with a stone then pulled out a
midget from his pocket that threw fireballs
which Explode on Contact, Only then you
You took out a piece of chewy bubble gum to
Get rid of the taste of hooker because you
Chopped that B**** up and ate her Fingernails because you were
watching hanibal right now and you adore what he is doing so you proceed what you have done before and
finally hop on your pig and fly away to
were doing something along the lines of a dirty sanchez last night with her after your friends
dared you for 35$, but you did it because
your mom ate a penis and you were left on the streets
alone to masterbate to nothing but the clouds which you formed with your mind as penises
because you felt you needed to compensate for a lack of a father figure
and lack of a penis which caused you too
to put your non-existent penis into a stub-hole and
and wonders to himself "why the fcuk would i do that, i dont even have a penis to put in this stub-hole".. so he then continues on his way to the Dildo making factory to
blow it up with massive dildo explosions
but when he arrives he realizes that
he found his penis, it had been hiding all along underneath his
box of old playboys, at that matter since he found it to might as well use it "Fap fap fap" after he licks his hands clean he decides to
fap again and his penis getting more red and wounded so he
ends up chopping it up due to oxygen deprivation to the penis
then gazes at Zigafoo's mother and boner turns to dust and
realizes its all been fur nothing so he
JIZZED IN HIS PANTS and then
jizzed in his hot step sister's pants and she said
gimme some more of that" and she throws away her clothes and
stabs him in the throat for being such a perv
then sucks his cock and says
fcuk this sh!*' chops off his penis and runs away forever
so now you are there sitting penisless with your pants down and wondering what you have done
while ur dad and step-mom are wondering what the fcuk you too were doing
and then you grow back ur penis and start faping off to ur ugly step sister when
she walks in and gapes at
the scene which is unfolding, and then joe runs out of the house with so much shame he kills himself, then he finds himself in hell and
satan likes him and he likes satan so both having a good time together
when god is like 'ur comin back to life' so then jo goes back to earth to kill the
faggy americans because they are fags and god dont like fags and fags shall burn in hell and god promotes you to one of his archangels and gives you supreme command of his angel army so you
as in joe, runs away from the responsibility to go get some fruit for his fruit salad
only to spill the luscious salad on a pile of ants, you then curse
WTF MY FRUIT SALAD!! AAAAARAGAGAHHHHH and then he stomps viciously on the ants killing all of them and in a rage starts to
you become really huge and 'crap'-greenish brown
Firebreathing lobster, with thumbs so you can use your gun to
Shoot jesus the almighty before he
stops u from shooting him which may create a
duty to suck his penis very often but you killed him so you are very happy and fap around like
joe isnt even fapping so he walks of the side of a cliff without a parachute when a nude wonderwoman (that isnt a fetish, just a random idea... i swear) appears and
picks him up so they fcuk while they fly so joe
is really happy, until wonder woman leaves him for the invisible man, and joe is sad so he goes to
suicide himself but then he noticed that he is only 5 years old and cant suicide himself so he
decides that he should go get some icecream and then
destroy the only molecular molecule left in the world of Chebska
but realizes that
by doing so he sets in motion a nuclear holocaust in which
zombies rule the earth so when joe magically turns 80 by a nuclear penis
he realizes "this cant be real" so he wakes up and smiles because he is observing his beatiful twenty year old body who is in a great form with a huge penis so he goes outta bed and
finds out that zombies still rule the world and that his mom revived to take his penis for herself
To use as a strap on for her lesbian wife
so Joe went to go get some fruit for his fruit salad
and some salad so he could go to his salad tossing event later that day, and also
to find some raisins his mother asked him to get
because she wants to stick the raisins in her vagina to
make a raisin baby to
fullfill her dream of a raisin family instead of having a useless human son and so she goes on till
she dies of a horrible Raisin-AIDS related death. so her son
tries to revive her because he is missing her and he also heard of a secret secret which is very secret that revived people get revived as nymphomans and
so he epicly fails at trying to revive his mother, so he decided to travel to... (somewhere on earth please)
aserbaidschan where the people are dumb like shit and he gets their leader to send them to death against slit eyed chinese people and drunk russian people.He succeed in this and so
he goes to get some fruit for his fruit salad
but then he suddenly stops: "oh wait. i already got enough fruits for my fruit salad." so he stops being retarded and getting more and more fruits although he dont need them.Instead he goes back on business: his fapping business.And
out of nowhere he sees a bag full of money so he thinks to himself should i take it or should i
go on at fapping. He decides that he rather faps than he owns money but
he still takes the money, then puts it all into a bank for paypal, which he uses to pay for his internet porn
and he is backslapping because internet porn is just awesome to fap on and
so he decides to make his own porno, featuring
little caprice (google her if you want to) because he is so hot for her and would love to make a porno with her and
tom cruise, because that would definitly make joe rich, so he
asks both and both of them accept but scientology is forcing tom cruise to kill every human live on earth and so joe
asks a mad scientist to create something to
make him invisible because he likes to be invisible but eeeeeerr he totally forgot about tom cruise killing all human live on earth so he just ask stan(southpark) to help him because stan once closed tom cruise in the closet and
so stan does it again, then R. Kelly comes and sings "
Story Line by Clan RotD
Joe walked down the street to
go buy some fruit for his fruit salad but then he stumbled on a
pumpkin patch while gazing at a
one-eyed donkey playing a banjo
because he heard its music while
skipping through the park and
He thought to himself, Hmm where can i get myself a one-eyed donkey that can play a banjo so Joe decided to
Fap to dragons mother but then saw
a mobile wheelchair on wheels, but he was still entranced by his recent encounter yesterday of
a kid with a million dollar bill and burning it so he said
WTF MOTHA FUCKA YOU BURNING A 100 Dollar BILL???? YO ASS CRAZYY FUUUU and so JOE
when he went home to his mama he said everything that happened and she went to the hospital for hallucination
and from the hospital he ate a cookie on the way home
but little did he know that jesus was stalking him
and when he was walking through an alley jesus said
The holiest place in the world my son, is on your knees
so his son kneeled but thought of his dream last night
it was about monkeys and some dude named i_died_today and how gay i_died_today was and how he tried to get joe to
Fap with peanut butter and jelly but got this weird
sensation in his glowing right shoulder when from it sprang forth a
a CD which was ironically named "Joes Grarage" so he decided to
go to the hospital's PA office and play the disk there, but when
Jesus came back to tell him not to forget to kill Justin beaver because quote "that hoe be stealing all my bitches" end quote, so thats when
Joe went to buy some chemicals and made a potion that would ruin Justin beavers life forever....a PUBERTY speeding potion. Joe thinking to himself *lets see that hoe sing now with a deep voice* Joe laughed and then started thinking of his next evil plan it was
to go get some fruit for his fruit salad when
he found some money on the floor (1$) and he picked it up and other people said
that it was the president's last dollar
so Joe was being Friendly and gave the President his dollar back. As a show of gratitude the President gave Joe a highly trained Platoon of Assasins to Hunt down and KILL Justin Beiber
and everyone was happy about it because they hate HER/him (probably her)
And so joe took his assassin squad and went to
Timbuktu to learn from the wisest of Timbuktuians and found out
that they are the assassins and that they want to killl him
but he said "Wait i have......"
a question for you:How
Do you chuck wood? And they all replied with
and chuck norris
is your friend so we leave you alone cause we are scared as hell of chuck norris.And all the assasins
Pulled out their flying pigs and
flied away with them.You also picked your flying pig because you
hit one with a stone then pulled out a
midget from his pocket that threw fireballs
which Explode on Contact, Only then you
You took out a piece of chewy bubble gum to
Get rid of the taste of hooker because you
Chopped that B**** up and ate her Fingernails because you were
watching hanibal right now and you adore what he is doing so you proceed what you have done before and
finally hop on your pig and fly away to
were doing something along the lines of a dirty sanchez last night with her after your friends
dared you for 35$, but you did it because
your mom ate a penis and you were left on the streets
alone to masterbate to nothing but the clouds which you formed with your mind as penises
because you felt you needed to compensate for a lack of a father figure
and lack of a penis which caused you too
to put your non-existent penis into a stub-hole and
and wonders to himself "why the fcuk would i do that, i dont even have a penis to put in this stub-hole".. so he then continues on his way to the Dildo making factory to
blow it up with massive dildo explosions
but when he arrives he realizes that
he found his penis, it had been hiding all along underneath his
box of old playboys, at that matter since he found it to might as well use it "Fap fap fap" after he licks his hands clean he decides to
fap again and his penis getting more red and wounded so he
ends up chopping it up due to oxygen deprivation to the penis
then gazes at Zigafoo's mother and boner turns to dust and
realizes its all been fur nothing so he
JIZZED IN HIS PANTS and then
jizzed in his hot step sister's pants and she said
gimme some more of that" and she throws away her clothes and
stabs him in the throat for being such a perv
then sucks his cock and says
fcuk this sh!*' chops off his penis and runs away forever
so now you are there sitting penisless with your pants down and wondering what you have done
while ur dad and step-mom are wondering what the fcuk you too were doing
and then you grow back ur penis and start faping off to ur ugly step sister when
she walks in and gapes at
the scene which is unfolding, and then joe runs out of the house with so much shame he kills himself, then he finds himself in hell and
satan likes him and he likes satan so both having a good time together
when god is like 'ur comin back to life' so then jo goes back to earth to kill the
faggy americans because they are fags and god dont like fags and fags shall burn in hell and god promotes you to one of his archangels and gives you supreme command of his angel army so you
as in joe, runs away from the responsibility to go get some fruit for his fruit salad
only to spill the luscious salad on a pile of ants, you then curse
WTF MY FRUIT SALAD!! AAAAARAGAGAHHHHH and then he stomps viciously on the ants killing all of them and in a rage starts to
you become really huge and 'crap'-greenish brown
Firebreathing lobster, with thumbs so you can use your gun to
Shoot jesus the almighty before he
stops u from shooting him which may create a
duty to suck his penis very often but you killed him so you are very happy and fap around like
joe isnt even fapping so he walks of the side of a cliff without a parachute when a nude wonderwoman (that isnt a fetish, just a random idea... i swear) appears and
picks him up so they fcuk while they fly so joe
is really happy, until wonder woman leaves him for the invisible man, and joe is sad so he goes to
suicide himself but then he noticed that he is only 5 years old and cant suicide himself so he
decides that he should go get some icecream and then
destroy the only molecular molecule left in the world of Chebska
but realizes that
by doing so he sets in motion a nuclear holocaust in which
zombies rule the earth so when joe magically turns 80 by a nuclear penis
he realizes "this cant be real" so he wakes up and smiles because he is observing his beatiful twenty year old body who is in a great form with a huge penis so he goes outta bed and
finds out that zombies still rule the world and that his mom revived to take his penis for herself
To use as a strap on for her lesbian wife
so Joe went to go get some fruit for his fruit salad
and some salad so he could go to his salad tossing event later that day, and also
to find some raisins his mother asked him to get
because she wants to stick the raisins in her vagina to
make a raisin baby to
fullfill her dream of a raisin family instead of having a useless human son and so she goes on till
she dies of a horrible Raisin-AIDS related death. so her son
tries to revive her because he is missing her and he also heard of a secret secret which is very secret that revived people get revived as nymphomans and
so he epicly fails at trying to revive his mother, so he decided to travel to... (somewhere on earth please)
aserbaidschan where the people are dumb like shit and he gets their leader to send them to death against slit eyed chinese people and drunk russian people.He succeed in this and so
he goes to get some fruit for his fruit salad
but then he suddenly stops: "oh wait. i already got enough fruits for my fruit salad." so he stops being retarded and getting more and more fruits although he dont need them.Instead he goes back on business: his fapping business.And
out of nowhere he sees a bag full of money so he thinks to himself should i take it or should i
go on at fapping. He decides that he rather faps than he owns money but
he still takes the money, then puts it all into a bank for paypal, which he uses to pay for his internet porn
and he is backslapping because internet porn is just awesome to fap on and
so he decides to make his own porno, featuring
little caprice (google her if you want to) because he is so hot for her and would love to make a porno with her and
tom cruise, because that would definitly make joe rich, so he
asks both and both of them accept but scientology is forcing tom cruise to kill every human live on earth and so joe
asks a mad scientist to create something to
make him invisible because he likes to be invisible but eeeeeerr he totally forgot about tom cruise killing all human live on earth so he just ask stan(southpark) to help him because stan once closed tom cruise in the closet and
so stan does it again, then R. Kelly comes and sings "
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Re: The Story Goes On
Thousand_Sword Sun 10 Feb 2013 - 14:13
And here are site 9 to 16, but this time read-friendlier with spaces^^
im B**** im a lover im a child im a mother im ah whatever i wanna fcuk tom cruise" so R. Kelly went into the closet and ...
then the leader of scientology started singing "tom cruise and R. Kelly are in the closet.....
sucking each others penis till eternity just like our holy book says". Now everyone is happy and
then Angels sang out, in a miraculous chorus, down from the heavens, descended, Chuck Norris, Then...
chuck norris killed everyone because he doesnt eat honey but bees so...
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan...
tried to save the world frome knipfaa because knipfaa is like
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuber
godlike and they would need all their power to stop him but they failed so....
they kicked chuck norris and his cow boy ass...
to fight against the uber godlike knipfaa because they are nearly equal and in their fight they destroyed the earth,
well anyway it wasnt a big deal anymore because there were no human being anymore, and then chuck norris said "idiedtoday" and knipfaa like "wuuuuuut" so ....
then god was like 'lol who blew up mah earth' so he reconstructed it, but he put in...
blue people like he saw it in avatar because he liked the movie and knew that knipfaa didnt watch him
so he could use his gayish blue people to kill him because else knipfaa would kill god and ...
so god was like 'lol im god ima blow that knipfaa guy up' and so he did, then he..
realised "ouh i cant kill knipfaa he is more than equal to me" so they made a treaty assignment
where knipfaa gets ruler of the world and god has to live in exil and ...
then joe still needed to get some fruit for his fruit salad >.>.....
so he just bought fruits and was happy...
so he decided that a guy named knipfaa should go and drown himself...
but the mind of knipfaa is just to magnificient and superb that he cant force him to do anything
so joe was unhappy and tried to killed himself while...
he suddenly didnt want to kill himself, and so he parachuted out of the mile high club,
which at the time was really the 15 mile high club...
and he doesnt know what parachuted means
so he is kinda confused and starts to wank because he always starts wanking when he is confused ...
And then he decided that in the last few moments of his life,
he'd wank something else, so he started wanking his parachute string when it finally opened up, thus....
releasing the pattented ACME anvil and plummeting him down towards.....
his certain death, but, REJOICE!! for jesus has come to save him and fly him to the ground, where joe says 'thanks jesus' and then stabs him in the...
penis because he doesnt rlly have much use for it anyway, and then appologizes and soars into the heavens becoming......
(P.S. after all joes been through he must rlly want a break xD)
an option on the wheel of reincarnation, so then buddha dies, and he somehow gets joe, so joe is returned, as buddha...
and joined the league of the super best friends which was operating against a mage just like in southpark ...
and like in southpark, some really selfish fat kid asked joe to be his friend, and joe said...
"no thanks" so now the fat selfish kid tries to kill joe because the fat selfish kid hates to be rejected and now only lusts for revenge so...
joe, as buddha, decides, "oh what the hell?" and then the fat selfish kid kills him..
and he reluctnctly walks back into the reincarnation wheel chamber looks at god and asks....
"God, could I be Jesus?" and God said "No!" and then Joe asked "What about a ninja?" and God replied....
"NO! Assassins are better!" and then....
Joe killed God....
but by trying to do so he realizes that he already killed god so he is now going for satan because...
he fucked joes girlfreind and joe want to...
go to McDonalds...
to....
Ask if he could "Have it his way"....
(Holy shit dude, we just went from killing god to mcdonalds.....
i vote for a new story to begin.)
the owner of that McDonalds shot Joe....
but he came back to life as RETARDO! the nemesis of the iron golem, but then....
(and no! no new story, joe's been going strong for 11 pages LOL)
some guys saw him and said "hey this guy is retarded lets kill him!" and now joe is running away because they want to kill him ...
and steal his nockwurst, but joe held up his hand and proudly claimed "......
HALT!! I IS RETARDO MONTABAN AND NOT NOBODY CAN OR IS STOP MEH!!" the guys started to...
think about the whole story the wrote for their teacher because of his demand and they totally agree in deleting this holy fucking crazy shit and start a new one.
SO: Once two girls met at the middle of a street...
and the guys from the above story pushed them into a dark alleyway....
(u cant stop it, its too powerful! keep its hunger sated and it shall be a merciful overlord *worship* )
where they said to the girls something like "DO NOT TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF! We want to sacrifice you for the holy trinity
" and the girls admitted that this would be a great aim so...
( ah you definitely watch to much hollywood films
)
the boys each dressed up as one of the biggest horror icons known to man, Jason, Freddy, Michael, and Chucky....(yes one of them is a midget)
(and yes i watch far too many movies for my own good )
and sucked each other penises for godsake knows why they.....
decided to put cake on them while doing so....
they cummed (do you spell it like this?^^) in each others faces because they...
are complete flamers and the guys with the cameras need to sell it for money on the internet for......
(yes u did spell it right)
a new super awesome toy for their 'super awesome new best friend for live and forever
till everyone is death and then even in heaven' friend christopher who ...
.. is a big homo flamingo hibernating retard . . .
will use the toy everyday and all day and make videos and send it to all his friends and then make. . . . . .
another video which is the original first "porn" video and he will fill every ANALysis of every written stuff because everywhere now porn is so...
then suddenly Joe! descended from the sky and proclaimed.........
to be the ruler of the world. No one disagree with him so he become ruler of the wordl and...
he slaps knipfaa for mixing up his l and d, which makes people angry at there new ruler so they...
Decide to rape him in the ass and elect Sir Mamory the Rabbit to rule over the world, causing...
mass blood orgies all around the world, pleasing the blood god Khorne......
and so blondes still are a lot like lava lamps which makes them to masturbate with them resulting in...
outrgeous topics such as this one that please us in...
the ways of.. yeah.. meanwhile back at the ranch....
the antelopes dashed through the....
fence who wasnt even there but they dashed through so...
they could go join the new ruler world because...
The cats were taking over the.....
whales who live in the sea but...
all died mysteriously due to....
(man this story may be illegible to begin with but now it aint even grammatically correct roflrofl, is funny to me...)
(BTW go re-read page 2 of this, still cant stop laughin from that roflmao!)
jesus who walked on the ocean right besides...
(i like our freaky little storie
and indeed its really funny )
Muhammad, who looked to jesus and then exploded for being a....
(and yes rofl we should try to get this published sumtime rofl!)
muslim because jesus look is deadly for muslims and god doesnt like muslims although they have the same god
like everybody else and just one god but they are weird anyway so whatever and some...
(love it ?)
guy named joe went to go get fruit for his fruit salad...
and thought "oh dear not again this damned fruid salad". So he just went to...
eat his salad without the fruit, but then captain planet came and saw he had no fruit for his salad and...
said: "I will help you!" and put some fruits into the salad, Joe just thought ....
[Ts: Guys this was my first post here in this topic ? at the 1st Dec. 2010]
that captain planet is crazy so he..
pulled out his lighter which made captain planet....
exclaim in that odd voice "YOU-
HAVE THE KEYS TO THE....
END OF THE WORLD" so captain planet whipped out his....
Lightsaber and started fighting.....
mushrooms and...
thats when darthvader came out of the big mothership and..
stated "Halt in the name of the all mighty Golden Candy Shit-Brick Castle" and proceeded to....
help Gage build the castle's main room because it was lacking a few golden shit bricks....
Until they heard a loud bang from.....
the big mothership and went out to look for it, then Dath Vader said ....
"WE MUST GET THAT MOTHERSHIP, IT TOOK ALL OF OUR..."
golden candy shit-brick caches! and then...
69 Years Later......
After years of being cryogenically frozen Joe was at last reawakened by....
The sound of Pauls......
gunshots as he executes ima for treason, joe then....
got a soda and went...
to the park to eat a....
fruit salad, but then he forgot his fruit for his fruit salad so he went to go get some fruit for his fruit salad...
so he started going home to get the fruit but...
was attacked by a wild....
ghost of the famous J...
ocelyn....
and thats when joe decided...
to become a Ghost Buster ......
so he wnt to the ghostbuster hq and...
gave slymer a kiss and took the ghost buster car so he .....
.. could kill some (fake) ghosts and...
he was realy proud of his self so he......
got himself a gold (chocolate) medal and went..
went to the church and ....
got on his knees to....
Thank the lord that Imacominforyou is...
uglier than him because..
if he wasnt he wouldn't be able to flaunt off his...
cat which is very...
(when does you think will the story line end??)
fat, so that it can...
become a profi sumo what will let him ...
Break down his owners door, so he can...
eat its owner and...
flee because Headhunters are .....
always trying to steal joe's...
fresh apple pie with whip cream
so Joe went back to the heaven to ask God for some help against these headhunters, but he just .......
im B**** im a lover im a child im a mother im ah whatever i wanna fcuk tom cruise" so R. Kelly went into the closet and ...
then the leader of scientology started singing "tom cruise and R. Kelly are in the closet.....
sucking each others penis till eternity just like our holy book says". Now everyone is happy and
then Angels sang out, in a miraculous chorus, down from the heavens, descended, Chuck Norris, Then...
chuck norris killed everyone because he doesnt eat honey but bees so...
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan...
tried to save the world frome knipfaa because knipfaa is like
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuber
godlike and they would need all their power to stop him but they failed so....
they kicked chuck norris and his cow boy ass...
to fight against the uber godlike knipfaa because they are nearly equal and in their fight they destroyed the earth,
well anyway it wasnt a big deal anymore because there were no human being anymore, and then chuck norris said "idiedtoday" and knipfaa like "wuuuuuut" so ....
then god was like 'lol who blew up mah earth' so he reconstructed it, but he put in...
blue people like he saw it in avatar because he liked the movie and knew that knipfaa didnt watch him
so he could use his gayish blue people to kill him because else knipfaa would kill god and ...
so god was like 'lol im god ima blow that knipfaa guy up' and so he did, then he..
realised "ouh i cant kill knipfaa he is more than equal to me" so they made a treaty assignment
where knipfaa gets ruler of the world and god has to live in exil and ...
then joe still needed to get some fruit for his fruit salad >.>.....
so he just bought fruits and was happy...
so he decided that a guy named knipfaa should go and drown himself...
but the mind of knipfaa is just to magnificient and superb that he cant force him to do anything
so joe was unhappy and tried to killed himself while...
he suddenly didnt want to kill himself, and so he parachuted out of the mile high club,
which at the time was really the 15 mile high club...
and he doesnt know what parachuted means
so he is kinda confused and starts to wank because he always starts wanking when he is confused ...
And then he decided that in the last few moments of his life,
he'd wank something else, so he started wanking his parachute string when it finally opened up, thus....
releasing the pattented ACME anvil and plummeting him down towards.....
his certain death, but, REJOICE!! for jesus has come to save him and fly him to the ground, where joe says 'thanks jesus' and then stabs him in the...
penis because he doesnt rlly have much use for it anyway, and then appologizes and soars into the heavens becoming......
(P.S. after all joes been through he must rlly want a break xD)
an option on the wheel of reincarnation, so then buddha dies, and he somehow gets joe, so joe is returned, as buddha...
and joined the league of the super best friends which was operating against a mage just like in southpark ...
and like in southpark, some really selfish fat kid asked joe to be his friend, and joe said...
"no thanks" so now the fat selfish kid tries to kill joe because the fat selfish kid hates to be rejected and now only lusts for revenge so...
joe, as buddha, decides, "oh what the hell?" and then the fat selfish kid kills him..
and he reluctnctly walks back into the reincarnation wheel chamber looks at god and asks....
"God, could I be Jesus?" and God said "No!" and then Joe asked "What about a ninja?" and God replied....
"NO! Assassins are better!" and then....
Joe killed God....
but by trying to do so he realizes that he already killed god so he is now going for satan because...
he fucked joes girlfreind and joe want to...
go to McDonalds...
to....
Ask if he could "Have it his way"....
(Holy shit dude, we just went from killing god to mcdonalds.....
i vote for a new story to begin.)
the owner of that McDonalds shot Joe....
but he came back to life as RETARDO! the nemesis of the iron golem, but then....
(and no! no new story, joe's been going strong for 11 pages LOL)
some guys saw him and said "hey this guy is retarded lets kill him!" and now joe is running away because they want to kill him ...
and steal his nockwurst, but joe held up his hand and proudly claimed "......
HALT!! I IS RETARDO MONTABAN AND NOT NOBODY CAN OR IS STOP MEH!!" the guys started to...
think about the whole story the wrote for their teacher because of his demand and they totally agree in deleting this holy fucking crazy shit and start a new one.
SO: Once two girls met at the middle of a street...
and the guys from the above story pushed them into a dark alleyway....
(u cant stop it, its too powerful! keep its hunger sated and it shall be a merciful overlord *worship* )
where they said to the girls something like "DO NOT TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF! We want to sacrifice you for the holy trinity
" and the girls admitted that this would be a great aim so...
( ah you definitely watch to much hollywood films
)the boys each dressed up as one of the biggest horror icons known to man, Jason, Freddy, Michael, and Chucky....(yes one of them is a midget)
(and yes i watch far too many movies for my own good )
and sucked each other penises for godsake knows why they.....
decided to put cake on them while doing so....
they cummed (do you spell it like this?^^) in each others faces because they...
are complete flamers and the guys with the cameras need to sell it for money on the internet for......
(yes u did spell it right
)a new super awesome toy for their 'super awesome new best friend for live and forever
till everyone is death and then even in heaven' friend christopher who ...
.. is a big homo flamingo hibernating retard . . .
will use the toy everyday and all day and make videos and send it to all his friends and then make. . . . . .
another video which is the original first "porn" video and he will fill every ANALysis of every written stuff because everywhere now porn is so...
then suddenly Joe! descended from the sky and proclaimed.........
to be the ruler of the world. No one disagree with him so he become ruler of the wordl and...
he slaps knipfaa for mixing up his l and d, which makes people angry at there new ruler so they...
Decide to rape him in the ass and elect Sir Mamory the Rabbit to rule over the world, causing...
mass blood orgies all around the world, pleasing the blood god Khorne......
and so blondes still are a lot like lava lamps which makes them to masturbate with them resulting in...
outrgeous topics such as this one that please us in...
the ways of.. yeah.. meanwhile back at the ranch....
the antelopes dashed through the....
fence who wasnt even there but they dashed through so...
they could go join the new ruler world because...
The cats were taking over the.....
whales who live in the sea but...
all died mysteriously due to....
(man this story may be illegible to begin with but now it aint even grammatically correct roflrofl, is funny to me...)
(BTW go re-read page 2 of this, still cant stop laughin from that roflmao!)
jesus who walked on the ocean right besides...
(i like our freaky little storie
and indeed its really funny )Muhammad, who looked to jesus and then exploded for being a....
(and yes rofl we should try to get this published sumtime rofl!)
muslim because jesus look is deadly for muslims and god doesnt like muslims although they have the same god
like everybody else and just one god but they are weird anyway so whatever and some...
(love it ?)
guy named joe went to go get fruit for his fruit salad...
and thought "oh dear not again this damned fruid salad". So he just went to...
eat his salad without the fruit, but then captain planet came and saw he had no fruit for his salad and...
said: "I will help you!" and put some fruits into the salad, Joe just thought ....
[Ts: Guys this was my first post here in this topic ? at the 1st Dec. 2010]
that captain planet is crazy so he..
pulled out his lighter which made captain planet....
exclaim in that odd voice "YOU-
HAVE THE KEYS TO THE....
END OF THE WORLD" so captain planet whipped out his....
Lightsaber and started fighting.....
mushrooms and...
thats when darthvader came out of the big mothership and..
stated "Halt in the name of the all mighty Golden Candy Shit-Brick Castle" and proceeded to....
help Gage build the castle's main room because it was lacking a few golden shit bricks....
Until they heard a loud bang from.....
the big mothership and went out to look for it, then Dath Vader said ....
"WE MUST GET THAT MOTHERSHIP, IT TOOK ALL OF OUR..."
golden candy shit-brick caches! and then...
69 Years Later......
After years of being cryogenically frozen Joe was at last reawakened by....
The sound of Pauls......
gunshots as he executes ima for treason, joe then....
got a soda and went...
to the park to eat a....
fruit salad, but then he forgot his fruit for his fruit salad so he went to go get some fruit for his fruit salad...
so he started going home to get the fruit but...
was attacked by a wild....
ghost of the famous J...
ocelyn....
and thats when joe decided...
to become a Ghost Buster ......
so he wnt to the ghostbuster hq and...
gave slymer a kiss and took the ghost buster car so he .....
.. could kill some (fake) ghosts and...
he was realy proud of his self so he......
got himself a gold (chocolate) medal and went..
went to the church and ....
got on his knees to....
Thank the lord that Imacominforyou is...
uglier than him because..
if he wasnt he wouldn't be able to flaunt off his...
cat which is very...
(when does you think will the story line end??)
fat, so that it can...
become a profi sumo what will let him ...
Break down his owners door, so he can...
eat its owner and...
flee because Headhunters are .....
always trying to steal joe's...
fresh apple pie with whip cream
so Joe went back to the heaven to ask God for some help against these headhunters, but he just .......
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Re: The Story Goes On
nhscooter Sun 11 May 2014 - 22:41
Thank you sword for pages 1-16. In the spoiler is pages 1-29. (This has not been checked for spelling or grammar and all that fun stuff.)
- Pages 1 - 29:
- Joe walked down the street to
go buy some fruit for his fruit salad but then he stumbled on a
pumpkin patch while gazing at a
one-eyed donkey playing a banjo
because he heard its music while
skipping through the park and
He thought to himself, Hmm where can i get myself a one-eyed donkey that can play a banjo so Joe decided to
Fap to dragons mother but then saw
a mobile wheelchair on wheels, but he was still entranced by his recent encounter yesterday of
a kid with a million dollar bill and burning it so he said
WTF MOTHA FUCKA YOU BURNING A 100 Dollar BILL???? YO ASS CRAZYY FUUUU and so JOE
when he went home to his mama he said everything that happened and she went to the hospital for hallucination
and from the hospital he ate a cookie on the way home
but little did he know that jesus was stalking him
and when he was walking through an alley jesus said
The holiest place in the world my son, is on your knees
so his son kneeled but thought of his dream last night
it was about monkeys and some dude named i_died_today and how gay i_died_today was and how he tried to get joe to
Fap with peanut butter and jelly but got this weird
sensation in his glowing right shoulder when from it sprang forth a
a CD which was ironically named "Joes Grarage" so he decided to
go to the hospital's PA office and play the disk there, but when
Jesus came back to tell him not to forget to kill Justin beaver because quote "that hoe be stealing all my bitches" end quote, so thats when
Joe went to buy some chemicals and made a potion that would ruin Justin beavers life forever....a PUBERTY speeding potion. Joe thinking to himself *lets see that hoe sing now with a deep voice* Joe laughed and then started thinking of his next evil plan it was
to go get some fruit for his fruit salad when
he found some money on the floor (1$) and he picked it up and other people said
that it was the president's last dollar
so Joe was being Friendly and gave the President his dollar back. As a show of gratitude the President gave Joe a highly trained Platoon of Assasins to Hunt down and KILL Justin Beiber
and everyone was happy about it because they hate HER/him (probably her)
And so joe took his assassin squad and went to
Timbuktu to learn from the wisest of Timbuktuians and found out
that they are the assassins and that they want to killl him
but he said "Wait i have......"
a question for you:How
Do you chuck wood? And they all replied with
and chuck norris
is your friend so we leave you alone cause we are scared as hell of chuck norris.And all the assasins
Pulled out their flying pigs and
flied away with them.You also picked your flying pig because you
hit one with a stone then pulled out a
midget from his pocket that threw fireballs
which Explode on Contact, Only then you
You took out a piece of chewy bubble gum to
Get rid of the taste of hooker because you
Chopped that B**** up and ate her Fingernails because you were
watching hanibal right now and you adore what he is doing so you proceed what you have done before and
finally hop on your pig and fly away to
were doing something along the lines of a dirty sanchez last night with her after your friends
dared you for 35$, but you did it because
your mom ate a penis and you were left on the streets
alone to masterbate to nothing but the clouds which you formed with your mind as penises
because you felt you needed to compensate for a lack of a father figure
and lack of a penis which caused you too
to put your non-existent penis into a stub-hole and
and wonders to himself "why the fcuk would i do that, i dont even have a penis to put in this stub-hole".. so he then continues on his way to the Dildo making factory to
blow it up with massive dildo explosions
but when he arrives he realizes that
he found his penis, it had been hiding all along underneath his
box of old playboys, at that matter since he found it to might as well use it "Fap fap fap" after he licks his hands clean he decides to
fap again and his penis getting more red and wounded so he
ends up chopping it up due to oxygen deprivation to the penis
then gazes at Zigafoo's mother and boner turns to dust and
realizes its all been fur nothing so he
JIZZED IN HIS PANTS and then
jizzed in his hot step sister's pants and she said
gimme some more of that" and she throws away her clothes and
stabs him in the throat for being such a perv
then sucks his cock and says
fcuk this sh!*' chops off his penis and runs away forever
so now you are there sitting penisless with your pants down and wondering what you have done
while ur dad and step-mom are wondering what the fcuk you too were doing
and then you grow back ur penis and start faping off to ur ugly step sister when
she walks in and gapes at
the scene which is unfolding, and then joe runs out of the house with so much shame he kills himself, then he finds himself in hell and
satan likes him and he likes satan so both having a good time together
when god is like 'ur comin back to life' so then jo goes back to earth to kill the
faggy americans because they are fags and god dont like fags and fags shall burn in hell and god promotes you to one of his archangels and gives you supreme command of his angel army so you
as in joe, runs away from the responsibility to go get some fruit for his fruit salad
only to spill the luscious salad on a pile of ants, you then curse
WTF MY FRUIT SALAD!! AAAAARAGAGAHHHHH and then he stomps viciously on the ants killing all of them and in a rage starts to
you become really huge and 'crap'-greenish brown
Firebreathing lobster, with thumbs so you can use your gun to
Shoot jesus the almighty before he
stops u from shooting him which may create a
duty to suck his penis very often but you killed him so you are very happy and fap around like
joe isnt even fapping so he walks of the side of a cliff without a parachute when a nude wonderwoman (that isnt a fetish, just a random idea... i swear) appears and
picks him up so they fcuk while they fly so joe
is really happy, until wonder woman leaves him for the invisible man, and joe is sad so he goes to
suicide himself but then he noticed that he is only 5 years old and cant suicide himself so he
decides that he should go get some icecream and then
destroy the only molecular molecule left in the world of Chebska
but realizes that
by doing so he sets in motion a nuclear holocaust in which
zombies rule the earth so when joe magically turns 80 by a nuclear penis
he realizes "this cant be real" so he wakes up and smiles because he is observing his beatiful twenty year old body who is in a great form with a huge penis so he goes outta bed and
finds out that zombies still rule the world and that his mom revived to take his penis for herself
To use as a strap on for her lesbian wife
so Joe went to go get some fruit for his fruit salad
and some salad so he could go to his salad tossing event later that day, and also
to find some raisins his mother asked him to get
because she wants to stick the raisins in her vagina to
make a raisin baby to
fullfill her dream of a raisin family instead of having a useless human son and so she goes on till
she dies of a horrible Raisin-AIDS related death. so her son
tries to revive her because he is missing her and he also heard of a secret secret which is very secret that revived people get revived as nymphomans and
so he epicly fails at trying to revive his mother, so he decided to travel to... (somewhere on earth please)
aserbaidschan where the people are dumb like sh*t and he gets their leader to send them to death against slit eyed chinese people and drunk russian people.He succeed in this and so
he goes to get some fruit for his fruit salad
but then he suddenly stops: "oh wait. i already got enough fruits for my fruit salad." so he stops being retarded and getting more and more fruits although he dont need them.Instead he goes back on business: his fapping business.And
out of nowhere he sees a bag full of money so he thinks to himself should i take it or should i
go on at fapping. He decides that he rather faps than he owns money but
he still takes the money, then puts it all into a bank for paypal, which he uses to pay for his internet porn
and he is backslapping because internet porn is just awesome to fap on and
so he decides to make his own porno, featuring
little caprice (google her if you want to) because he is so hot for her and would love to make a porno with her and
tom cruise, because that would definitly make joe rich, so he
asks both and both of them accept but scientology is forcing tom cruise to kill every human live on earth and so joe
asks a mad scientist to create something to
make him invisible because he likes to be invisible but eeeeeerr he totally forgot about tom cruise killing all human live on earth so he just ask stan(southpark) to help him because stan once closed tom cruise in the closet and
so stan does it again, then R. Kelly comes and sings "
im B**** im a lover im a child im a mother im ah whatever i wanna fcuk tom cruise" so R. Kelly went into the closet and ...
then the leader of scientology started singing "tom cruise and R. Kelly are in the closet.....
sucking each others penis till eternity just like our holy book says". Now everyone is happy and
then Angels sang out, in a miraculous chorus, down from the heavens, descended, Chuck Norris, Then...
chuck norris killed everyone because he doesnt eat honey but bees so...
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan...
tried to save the world frome knipfaa because knipfaa is like
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuber
godlike and they would need all their power to stop him but they failed so....
they kicked chuck norris and his cow boy ass...
to fight against the uber godlike knipfaa because they are nearly equal and in their fight they destroyed the earth,
well anyway it wasnt a big deal anymore because there were no human being anymore, and then chuck norris said "idiedtoday" and knipfaa like "wuuuuuut" so ....
then god was like 'lol who blew up mah earth' so he reconstructed it, but he put in...
blue people like he saw it in avatar because he liked the movie and knew that knipfaa didnt watch him
so he could use his gayish blue people to kill him because else knipfaa would kill god and ...
so god was like 'lol im god ima blow that knipfaa guy up' and so he did, then he..
realised "ouh i cant kill knipfaa he is more than equal to me" so they made a treaty assignment
where knipfaa gets ruler of the world and god has to live in exil and ...
then joe still needed to get some fruit for his fruit salad >.>.....
so he just bought fruits and was happy...
so he decided that a guy named knipfaa should go and drown himself...
but the mind of knipfaa is just to magnificient and superb that he cant force him to do anything
so joe was unhappy and tried to killed himself while...
he suddenly didnt want to kill himself, and so he parachuted out of the mile high club,
which at the time was really the 15 mile high club...
and he doesnt know what parachuted means
so he is kinda confused and starts to wank because he always starts wanking when he is confused ...
And then he decided that in the last few moments of his life,
he'd wank something else, so he started wanking his parachute string when it finally opened up, thus....
releasing the pattented ACME anvil and plummeting him down towards.....
his certain death, but, REJOICE!! for jesus has come to save him and fly him to the ground, where joe says 'thanks jesus' and then stabs him in the...
penis because he doesnt rlly have much use for it anyway, and then appologizes and soars into the heavens becoming......
(P.S. after all joes been through he must rlly want a break xD)
an option on the wheel of reincarnation, so then buddha dies, and he somehow gets joe, so joe is returned, as buddha...
and joined the league of the super best friends which was operating against a mage just like in southpark ...
and like in southpark, some really selfish fat kid asked joe to be his friend, and joe said...
"no thanks" so now the fat selfish kid tries to kill joe because the fat selfish kid hates to be rejected and now only lusts for revenge so...
joe, as buddha, decides, "oh what the hell?" and then the fat selfish kid kills him..
and he reluctnctly walks back into the reincarnation wheel chamber looks at god and asks....
"God, could I be Jesus?" and God said "No!" and then Joe asked "What about a ninja?" and God replied....
"NO! Assassins are better!" and then....
Joe killed God....
but by trying to do so he realizes that he already killed god so he is now going for satan because...
he fucked joes girlfreind and joe want to...
go to McDonalds...
to....
Ask if he could "Have it his way"....
(Holy sh*t dude, we just went from killing god to mcdonalds.....
i vote for a new story to begin.)
the owner of that McDonalds shot Joe....
but he came back to life as RETARDO! the nemesis of the iron golem, but then....
(and no! no new story, joe's been going strong for 11 pages LOL)
some guys saw him and said "hey this guy is retarded lets kill him!" and now joe is running away because they want to kill him ...
and steal his nockwurst, but joe held up his hand and proudly claimed "......
HALT!! I IS RETARDO MONTABAN AND NOT NOBODY CAN OR IS STOP MEH!!" the guys started to...
think about the whole story the wrote for their teacher because of his demand and they totally agree in deleting this holy fucking crazy sh*t and start a new one.
SO: Once two girls met at the middle of a street...
and the guys from the above story pushed them into a dark alleyway....
(u cant stop it, its too powerful! keep its hunger sated and it shall be a merciful overlord *worship* )
where they said to the girls something like "DO NOT TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF! We want to sacrifice you for the holy trinity Smile
" and the girls admitted that this would be a great aim so...
( ah you definitely watch to much hollywood films Very Happy)
the boys each dressed up as one of the biggest horror icons known to man, Jason, Freddy, Michael, and Chucky....(yes one of them is a midget)
(and yes i watch far too many movies for my own good )
and sucked each other penises for godsake knows why they.....
decided to put cake on them while doing so....
they cummed (do you spell it like this?^^) in each others faces because they...
are complete flamers and the guys with the cameras need to sell it for money on the internet for......
(yes u did spell it right Very Happy)
a new super awesome toy for their 'super awesome new best friend for live and forever
till everyone is death and then even in heaven' friend christopher who ...
.. is a big homo flamingo hibernating retard . . .
will use the toy everyday and all day and make videos and send it to all his friends and then make. . . . . .
another video which is the original first "porn" video and he will fill every ANALysis of every written stuff because everywhere now porn is so...
then suddenly Joe! descended from the sky and proclaimed.........
to be the ruler of the world. No one disagree with him so he become ruler of the wordl and...
he slaps knipfaa for mixing up his l and d, which makes people angry at there new ruler so they...
Decide to rape him in the ass and elect Sir Mamory the Rabbit to rule over the world, causing...
mass blood orgies all around the world, pleasing the blood god Khorne......
and so blondes still are a lot like lava lamps which makes them to masturbate with them resulting in...
outrgeous topics such as this one that please us in...
the ways of.. yeah.. meanwhile back at the ranch....
the antelopes dashed through the....
fence who wasnt even there but they dashed through so...
they could go join the new ruler world because...
The cats were taking over the.....
whales who live in the sea but...
all died mysteriously due to....
(man this story may be illegible to begin with but now it aint even grammatically correct roflrofl, is funny to me...)
(BTW go re-read page 2 of this, still cant stop laughin from that roflmao!)
jesus who walked on the ocean right besides...
(i like our freaky little storie Razz and indeed its really funny Very Happy)
Muhammad, who looked to jesus and then exploded for being a....
(and yes rofl we should try to get this published sumtime rofl!)
muslim because jesus look is deadly for muslims and god doesnt like muslims although they have the same god
like everybody else and just one god but they are weird anyway so whatever and some...
(love it ?)
guy named joe went to go get fruit for his fruit salad...
and thought "oh dear not again this damned fruid salad". So he just went to...
eat his salad without the fruit, but then captain planet came and saw he had no fruit for his salad and...
said: "I will help you!" and put some fruits into the salad, Joe just thought ....
[Ts: Guys this was my first post here in this topic ? at the 1st Dec. 2010]
that captain planet is crazy so he..
pulled out his lighter which made captain planet....
exclaim in that odd voice "YOU-
HAVE THE KEYS TO THE....
END OF THE WORLD" so captain planet whipped out his....
Lightsaber and started fighting.....
mushrooms and...
thats when darthvader came out of the big mothership and..
stated "Halt in the name of the all mighty Golden Candy s***-Brick Castle" and proceeded to....
help Gage build the castle's main room because it was lacking a few golden sh*t bricks....
Until they heard a loud bang from.....
the big mothership and went out to look for it, then Dath Vader said ....
"WE MUST GET THAT MOTHERSHIP, IT TOOK ALL OF OUR..."
golden candy sh*t-brick caches! and then...
69 Years Later......
After years of being cryogenically frozen Joe was at last reawakened by....
The sound of Pauls......
gunshots as he executes ima for treason, joe then....
got a soda and went...
to the park to eat a....
fruit salad, but then he forgot his fruit for his fruit salad so he went to go get some fruit for his fruit salad...
so he started going home to get the fruit but...
was attacked by a wild....
ghost of the famous J...
ocelyn....
and thats when joe decided...
to become a Ghost Buster ......
so he wnt to the ghostbuster hq and...
gave slymer a kiss and took the ghost buster car so he .....
.. could kill some (fake) ghosts and...
he was realy proud of his self so he......
got himself a gold (chocolate) medal and went..
went to the church and ....
got on his knees to....
Thank the lord that Imacominforyou is...
uglier than him because..
if he wasnt he wouldn't be able to flaunt off his...
cat which is very...
(when does you think will the story line end??)
fat, so that it can...
become a profi sumo what will let him ...
Break down his owners door, so he can...
eat its owner and...
flee because Headhunters are .....
always trying to steal joe's...
fresh apple pie with whip cream
so Joe went back to the heaven to ask God for some help against these headhunters, but he just .......
couldnt find god anywhere, before he left he noticed a door named do not enter, when he opened the door he saw . . .
his fruit salad which wants revenge, the salad grapped an ........
this one died too Exclamation
orange to...
to make him a Orange juice but .................
someone stole the orange juice...
to make an Evil fruit salad and................
the evil fruit salad started eating everyone and..
where he can find Jesus to become an Holy Evil fruit salad but......
Jesus hates evil fruit salads so he...
ate the evil fruit salad and then..
Jesus turned into the infamous Legistavi, who sought to assassinate God - but later remembered God had already been assassinated twice so he...
went to go get some chocolate cake but...
he had chocolate allergy and..
he almost died but then...
could run to mc donalds and say...
"Joe needs some fruit for his fruit salad...."
but Joe was dyslexic and an old man informed him that he had actually gone into KFC, so...
he went to go buy some kfc chips and chicken but then...
KFC closed for the day...
so he decided to break into KFC when all of the sudden...
All he found was raw chips and raw chicken but for some reason...
they where burning hot when he touched them!!! so he...
Doused it with loads of water so after that...
he was completly wet because he forgot that not HE was burning so......
he ran to the river and...
but instead he caught some fish with his mouth but...
the fish turned out to be a Parana which then bit him, forcing him to quickly send a text to his friend John saying "Help!", which John quickly traced back to where Joe was, got to him, dragged him to & into his truck, then drove him to the hospital where...
He got rabies and turned into a vampire so..
not realizing he was a vampire he went outside the next day...
thankfully there was an eclipse, so he was able to survive. Then he got in his car and started to drive home when...
when sasquatch came out of the forest and asked him for ............
Another chocolate cake....
but then sudenly a Pudding army atacked the sasquatch and made him flee but the pudding was chocolate so he was alergic but for some reason..
joe ate all of the pudding army...
after eating all the chocolate pudding he could handle (being full, not up until his allergies attacked) Joe went home to his mother/wife/sister/daughter and father/brother/son/grandfather to have a very nice Christmas party with his cousin/sister/other wife, his other cousin/brother/uncle/brother-in-law, his aunt/sister/mother, and his uncle/father/dog when suddenly...
The FBI kicked in the door and told Joe that . . .
he had to save the world again...
when suddenly...
he didnt feel like saving the world...
He just wanted to be at his damn christmas party, but instead he got sent. . .
to Panama to fight killer robot ninja's.......
when all of the sudden...
he slipped on a banana peel.......
and flew into the air, knocked his head and couldn't recall what just happened...
so he skipped away like a gay little pussy to....
Sweden. And there he met a person with down's syndrome and . . .
decided to try and take her to an alley to....
make a rap about her when suddenly...
she tried to kill him but...
he swiftly removed the knife from her hand and ran away a few blocks away where he got help from . . .
the woman's crazed mother who then...
asked him to come inside her house.....
for some of her "special" cookies...
which he proceeded to chow down on with lots of gusto.....
when suddenly...
he made a face like this affraid and orgasmed......
it all shot into the woman's face who then...
decided this topic should stop being converted into something immature and went to the grocery store to buy some...
orgasmed as well with a face like this :0 affraid ......
to buy some carrots for her broth to which was going to have a secret ingredient that she needed to pick up from the animal shelter (did we mention she was Asian?), when suddenly...
then other fruit fearing the death of their friend the carrots decided to...
attack everyone in sight...
then once they finished mauling people they ran to a carrot farm to....
free the other carrots so they could...
form a Resistance and overwhelm the free world to ........
promote vegetarianism through out the world...
but then Chuck Norris........
turned into a wuss and...
joe sent the carrorts to mars...
Nasa rejected the project of sending Carrots to mars and they sent them Back, therefore...
the carrots died in atmosphere so...
It triggered the awakening an ancient race of cannibalistic carrot ninjas that...
crash landed onto earth in the middle of the Sahara Desert....
where they build up an biosphere to .....
slowly make plans to destory all banana ninjas...
When suddenly all the banana ninjas assaulted the base and everyone was like "oh no!" and then the coolaid man came in through the wall and screamed "OH YEAH!"
and then suddenly all of the banana ninjas' heads blew up and everyone was happy that their base was saved but then suddenly the banana ninja king came in and everyone screamed "UH OH!"
And the banana ninja killed all of them, except for one human, which he kept as his pet A.K.A slave.
The banana ninja king roared and flew down to earth and killed all idiots and saved all the starving kids in Africa and gave them food and water and then 59 years passed and the banana ninja king had lost his pet years ago and felt he was ready to die, but then suddenly . . .
he look him self in the mirror and hi just realice hi was a Banan and on top of that a ninja
he decided it was all to much to handle and trow his self to the dogs, but first.....
he dug up the bones of his old pet to.....
offer them as a sacrifice to promote eternal life for him but then...
the bones re-assembled themselves to form the bone structure of his pet, which then proceeded to say.....
HOLY CRAP ! im an Undead !! what the hell what do you want bana......
the banana then says "I vant to sucka your blood" and....
Joe thinks to himself..; HOLY SH*T! A VAMPIRE! And then he . . .
Grabs A stake and then slowly...
NO. NOT SLOWLY. He F***ING rams it into the vampires heart and watches it die, but then suddenly . . .
the vampire rams a stake of its own into Joe.....
But then under Joe's shirt was a metal armor that was "stake proof" and he jammed a stake into the F***ED up vampire dog to notice he had no heart so instead he...
and suddenly...
(wait.. cannibalistic carrots? Wouldn't they eat each other before some banana ninjas came? I mean, they are cannibals after all... >.>)
Rawred when suddenly Jesus returns again to save Joe, he took joe with him
and returned Joes youth and strenght with his Jesus power, when joe noticed the knife in the hand jesus held behind his back with new power Joe ranfor his life and jesus shouted: "You thought I forgot what you did to me? Im more then 2000 years old Motherf***er, i've got magical powers and some douche names Joe messed up with me?" Joe stopped running and turned into Jesus' direction when......
(I guess its a tribe of cannibal carrots so they only eat non tribe-members)
Joe ordered a drone strike on Jesus and the tribe of cannibalistic carrots...
And they all lived happily ever after... until...
Mary comes into Jesus' room and says 'Jesus! Stop playing with your toys and come to dinner when I say to! And you better eat your carrots today without fuss or you will get a spanking!'
The End
Moral of for story: "Listen to your MOTHER!!!" lol!
After Jesus had to go eat, Joe went out to the store to buy some fruis for his fruit salad.....
(whoa did you just tried to end an story which began in June 2010 or was i haluzinating from the stuff in my tea??)
where he encountered a wild DragonComplex! Joe threw his pokeball, no effect! Then...
Wild DragonComplex uses transform. Anonymou_s uses run. Anonymou_ has...
overrun the fruit store and killed all the fruits Joe said then...
"Man I should really get some fruit for my fruit salad..."
so he got some fruit, and without paying for it, ran out the store - then...
got caught by the police for not sharing oreos with his friends...
'bolts and epic police chase continues until he...'
finds a shinny penny...
Joe gives the peny to the corrupt policeman but....
Realizes it is secretly a mini nuclear bomb and...
he defuses it before it can explode, joe just thought: "....
'damn what an anti-climax' so he goes and...
buys fruit for the fruit salad hes tried making about 5 times now...
he walks into the fruit store when suddenly the Tribe of canibalic zombie carrots come in and ...
eat all the fruit...
(back to the carrots?)
Joe begun to use his Martial Arts knowledge to kill all the carrots with his fist for what they have done, suddenly the friends of the carrots, the tribe of cannibalic fruits, appears and starting to fight Joe but her also kills the fruits after all fruits were dead did somehow the souls of the fruits are being absorbed by Joe's skin from that moment he knows why he wanted the fruit salad all the time, even when he dosn't likes fruits.......
(I already revived The Fruit Salad and Jesus so why not?)
because it is the last fruit on the planet that has not been infected by the zombies. With its power he could...
get enough Vitamin C to become a full man Joe said: "Awesome!! Vitamin C!!" and he grew 5 inchs taller when new thoughts were coming into Joe's mind.....
(I always wondered if we talk about Ima if we say "Joe")
"What if I ate all the fruit and vegetables on the planet it could give me enough power to achieve my evil goal of..."
Total domination about everything what breathes and...
lives in the water. So Joe thought: "How da f*** am i gona get dem fishes, can't even hold ma breath for 30 seconds!" That's why he went to...
Aqua Man and ask him to...
teach him how to grow a manly mustache. But only to realize that...
aqua man is the least manly (and least respected) super hero out there. so then he went to. . . .
search for the manliest of manly super heroes. Coincidentally, he didn't have to search long and found Wolverine slaughtering a...
pig in a shed and wolverine just sawed the shed down and joe did...
killed wolverine to...
revenge his best and only friend he ever had (the slaughtered pig).
Filled with grief and sadness Joe went to...
The Olymp to visit his Papa and ....
his doggy... Smile Smile
after such an long time reunited, they are all happy and...
get wasted at a stripper bar and they...
eat all the chicken wings of that stribber bar, but suddenly,
Joe's Papa remembered that he is allergic to chicken and forgot his epipen at home, so he freaked out and tried to get out of the bar but...
...suddenly a big stipper chick blocked his way out and started dancin' on him and rubbed her jugs in his face, and shes like" How you like them juggs boy." And she, not knowingly, suffocated him untill he passed out and she attempted to give him CPR when...
as soon when the doggy kisses Joe and he comes back. and leaves paying no attention to stripper. and when they get outside they see a giant...
bone which the dog lunges for! Then out of no where...
A giant cat jumps out of the blue, they have a turf war fighting and destroying buildings and a hairy legged...
mexican hopped outta no where and...
served them all fruit...
but Joe then remembered he dosn't like fruits so he....
summoned his remaining powers from the first time he killed god to...
kill the fruit gods and....
take over fruitopia but...
Joe remembered that he really likes fruit so he says"...
I hereby declare today to be national Give Fruit To Joe Day"...
so Joe went down to the super market to buy an apple but then the apple...
said to joe "You know Joe, i always wanted to become an Pie!" so joe ...
bought the apple and threw it at...
at a bland flavourless pie so he could reach his dreams, but then it started overflowing with mana because it was a golden apple so joe...
Banished it to...
the forsaken realms of "nevermind", while the bad applie-pie demon was fading away another demon was drown into the rift of the dimensional gate... it was the frewuit demon which made joe to like fruit, now after both demons were gone Joe finally could go on his crusade against all the Fruit Demons after he already killed the Fruit Gods, he just grabbed a.....
demon killing sword so he could kill the Fruit Demons but...
the demons all started to beg fpr their lives, ....
but it was too late so the merciless Joe decided to...
chop all the fruit demons down, at the end he created an enourmous fruitsalad, which spawned an monster-demon which called himself Fruzazel and was way mightier then the whole fruit olymp! Joe didn't knew what to do until....
The ghost of the second god he killed came to...
power up the evil fruit demon, cause he's still pissed off Joe for killing him, now with an even more powerful enemy Joe decides to...
call upon the power of one of the few remaining gods but...
instead of the Gods, does suddenly appear Neil Patrick Harris...
who instantly got shot in the head by Joe as a sacrifice to summon the god...
The God appears, but he's pretty pissed because he was a fan of Doogie Howser and Starship Trooper...
so he started attacking...
The White House with...
Stoney...
But at the White House was the General of National Defence Dragosta,
After seeing him Xenisis tried to turn around and flee but...
the infamous airstrike blew up poor stoney again...
but just as the dust and clouds cleared....
Stoney ended up evolving into a more major creature resistant to air strikes or any kind of man made bomb......
so joe pulled out his knife and cut stoney so he could give him swine flu...
but stoney suddenly opened up his wings and raised into the sky, terrifying our hero...
So he pulled out his Desert Eagle but...
he forgot to load it, Stoney used its opportunity and devoured Joe...
but joe gave stoney rabies causing stoney to run into a tree and cut his stomach open.
Joe slipped out climbed up Stoney's body and used his knife to...
finish killing stoney but...
then the school bell went so he...
went to a mall cause he is murikan and...
He found nothing that he needed so.....
he wanted to hunt down more zombies but
So he just got a Black Baseball bat that he didnt want or need in the sports store and......
he went and attacked another fruit monster...
The fruit monsters blood splattered all over him and it started to attract stoney so.....
joe fed stoney a quality piece of grilled steak...
and instantly spat it out into...
Onto Joe and started to charge after joe...so Joe decided to...
use his jet-pack and fly away...
to new foreign shores, but the gods forced him to dance there so joe...
taught everyone the dougie and how to do the jerk....
but the gods only asked for more, thats when Joe knew that he cant spent his life waiting to live he decided to...
kill even more gods...
Thats when Tim McIlrath appeared and gave him the Shout to help him fighting the gods...
But it came to reality the shout had no effect on the gods so he ended up trying to hide from the gods in.....
a Tomato, but a stone hit him at the head causes him to wake up from his 3 years ongoing sleep, he has fallen in, while fighting Jesus, he got up and remembered what he actually wanted to do... outside he took a deep breath and went to buy fruits for his fruitsalad
...As Joe was traveling to buy some fruits, he realized that he went to MIT and got his PHD in theoretical physics and was able to revert his useless attempt at buying fruits to continuing his ongoing research at CERN to help find the particle of carrying gravity known as gravitons in order to create a gravity discombobulator in order to help him on his battles with the gods....
before he realised that these gods were only a dream, and he always sucked in Physics, thats why he went to a bar to meet...
Albert Einstein, whom taught Joe the secrets to be a God in Physics, and how to...
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Destroy his nasty old home but instead he
teleported to the home of some random stranger who...
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