The Story So Far ...

**Thousand_Sword** Fri 4 Mar 2011 - 16:27

This is the Story from "Story Line" in an single text but untill now only from page 1 to 8 (includes Cool

When you are bored you can post here page 9 to "Now"

Story Line by Clan RotD

Joe walked down the street to
go buy some fruit for his fruit salad but then he stumbled on a
pumpkin patch while gazing at a
one-eyed donkey playing a banjo
because he heard its music while
skipping through the park and
He thought to himself, Hmm where can i get myself a one-eyed donkey that can play a banjo so Joe decided to
Fap to dragons mother but then saw
a mobile wheelchair on wheels, but he was still entranced by his recent encounter yesterday of
a kid with a million dollar bill and burning it so he said
WTF MOTHA FUCKA YOU BURNING A 100 Dollar BILL???? YO ASS CRAZYY FUUUU and so JOE
when he went home to his mama he said everything that happened and she went to the hospital for hallucination
and from the hospital he ate a cookie on the way home
but little did he know that jesus was stalking him
and when he was walking through an alley jesus said
The holiest place in the world my son, is on your knees
so his son kneeled but thought of his dream last night
it was about monkeys and some dude named i_died_today and how gay i_died_today was and how he tried to get joe to
Fap with peanut butter and jelly but got this weird
sensation in his glowing right shoulder when from it sprang forth a
a CD which was ironically named "Joes Grarage" so he decided to
go to the hospital's PA office and play the disk there, but when
Jesus came back to tell him not to forget to kill Justin beaver because quote "that hoe be stealing all my bitches" end quote, so thats when
Joe went to buy some chemicals and made a potion that would ruin Justin beavers life forever....a PUBERTY speeding potion. Joe thinking to himself *lets see that hoe sing now with a deep voice* Joe laughed and then started thinking of his next evil plan it was
to go get some fruit for his fruit salad when
he found some money on the floor (1$) and he picked it up and other people said
that it was the president's last dollar
so Joe was being Friendly and gave the President his dollar back. As a show of gratitude the President gave Joe a highly trained Platoon of Assasins to Hunt down and KILL Justin Beiber
and everyone was happy about it because they hate HER/him (probably her)
And so joe took his assassin squad and went to
Timbuktu to learn from the wisest of Timbuktuians and found out
that they are the assassins and that they want to killl him
but he said "Wait i have......"
a question for you:How
Do you chuck wood? And they all replied with
and chuck norris
is your friend so we leave you alone cause we are scared as hell of chuck norris.And all the assasins
Pulled out their flying pigs and
flied away with them.You also picked your flying pig because you
hit one with a stone then pulled out a
midget from his pocket that threw fireballs
which Explode on Contact, Only then you
You took out a piece of chewy bubble gum to
Get rid of the taste of hooker because you
Chopped that B**** up and ate her Fingernails because you were
watching hanibal right now and you adore what he is doing so you proceed what you have done before and
finally hop on your pig and fly away to
were doing something along the lines of a dirty sanchez last night with her after your friends
dared you for 35$, but you did it because
your mom ate a penis and you were left on the streets
alone to masterbate to nothing but the clouds which you formed with your mind as penises
because you felt you needed to compensate for a lack of a father figure
and lack of a penis which caused you too
to put your non-existent penis into a stub-hole and
and wonders to himself "why the fcuk would i do that, i dont even have a penis to put in this stub-hole".. so he then continues on his way to the Dildo making factory to
blow it up with massive dildo explosions
but when he arrives he realizes that
he found his penis, it had been hiding all along underneath his
box of old playboys, at that matter since he found it to might as well use it "Fap fap fap" after he licks his hands clean he decides to
fap again and his penis getting more red and wounded so he
ends up chopping it up due to oxygen deprivation to the penis
then gazes at Zigafoo's mother and boner turns to dust and
realizes its all been fur nothing so he
JIZZED IN HIS PANTS and then
jizzed in his hot step sister's pants and she said
gimme some more of that" and she throws away her clothes and
stabs him in the throat for being such a perv
then sucks his cock and says
fcuk this sh!*' chops off his penis and runs away forever
so now you are there sitting penisless with your pants down and wondering what you have done
while ur dad and step-mom are wondering what the fcuk you too were doing
and then you grow back ur penis and start faping off to ur ugly step sister when
she walks in and gapes at
the scene which is unfolding, and then joe runs out of the house with so much shame he kills himself, then he finds himself in hell and
satan likes him and he likes satan so both having a good time together
when god is like 'ur comin back to life' so then jo goes back to earth to kill the
faggy americans because they are fags and god dont like fags and fags shall burn in hell and god promotes you to one of his archangels and gives you supreme command of his angel army so you
as in joe, runs away from the responsibility to go get some fruit for his fruit salad
only to spill the luscious salad on a pile of ants, you then curse
WTF MY FRUIT SALAD!! AAAAARAGAGAHHHHH and then he stomps viciously on the ants killing all of them and in a rage starts to
you become really huge and 'crap'-greenish brown
Firebreathing lobster, with thumbs so you can use your gun to
Shoot jesus the almighty before he
stops u from shooting him which may create a
duty to suck his penis very often but you killed him so you are very happy and fap around like
joe isnt even fapping so he walks of the side of a cliff without a parachute when a nude wonderwoman (that isnt a fetish, just a random idea... i swear) appears and
picks him up so they fcuk while they fly so joe
is really happy, until wonder woman leaves him for the invisible man, and joe is sad so he goes to
suicide himself but then he noticed that he is only 5 years old and cant suicide himself so he
decides that he should go get some icecream and then
destroy the only molecular molecule left in the world of Chebska
but realizes that
by doing so he sets in motion a nuclear holocaust in which
zombies rule the earth so when joe magically turns 80 by a nuclear penis
he realizes "this cant be real" so he wakes up and smiles because he is observing his beatiful twenty year old body who is in a great form with a huge penis so he goes outta bed and
finds out that zombies still rule the world and that his mom revived to take his penis for herself
To use as a strap on for her lesbian wife
so Joe went to go get some fruit for his fruit salad
and some salad so he could go to his salad tossing event later that day, and also
to find some raisins his mother asked him to get
because she wants to stick the raisins in her vagina to
make a raisin baby to
fullfill her dream of a raisin family instead of having a useless human son and so she goes on till
she dies of a horrible Raisin-AIDS related death. so her son
tries to revive her because he is missing her and he also heard of a secret secret which is very secret that revived people get revived as nymphomans and
so he epicly fails at trying to revive his mother, so he decided to travel to... (somewhere on earth please)
aserbaidschan where the people are dumb like shit and he gets their leader to send them to death against slit eyed chinese people and drunk russian people.He succeed in this and so
he goes to get some fruit for his fruit salad
but then he suddenly stops: "oh wait. i already got enough fruits for my fruit salad." so he stops being retarded and getting more and more fruits although he dont need them.Instead he goes back on business: his fapping business.And
out of nowhere he sees a bag full of money so he thinks to himself should i take it or should i
go on at fapping. He decides that he rather faps than he owns money but
he still takes the money, then puts it all into a bank for paypal, which he uses to pay for his internet porn
and he is backslapping because internet porn is just awesome to fap on and
so he decides to make his own porno, featuring
little caprice (google her if you want to) because he is so hot for her and would love to make a porno with her and
tom cruise, because that would definitly make joe rich, so he
asks both and both of them accept but scientology is forcing tom cruise to kill every human live on earth and so joe
asks a mad scientist to create something to
make him invisible because he likes to be invisible but eeeeeerr he totally forgot about tom cruise killing all human live on earth so he just ask stan(southpark) to help him because stan once closed tom cruise in the closet and
so stan does it again, then R. Kelly comes and sings "