Re: Trolling is fun :D

**Zigafoo** Sun 25 Jul 2010 - 15:35

Died, im gonna say you got pwned on the last one xD

**BurnOut91** Sun 25 Jul 2010 - 22:58

lmfao where do u guys do this?

**Zigafoo** Mon 26 Jul 2010 - 10:41

The instructions are at the beggining of the topic.

**BurnOut91** Sun 22 Aug 2010 - 21:17

yay i did one!

im still a nub to the whole omegle thing so ima just retype it out
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You: wanna hear a joke?

Stranger: no

You: aww it's a good one Sad

Stranger: then keep it 4 urself

You: last time i did that

You: i splooged

You: all over

Stranger: fine

You: knock knock

Stranger :

Stranger ;'

Stranger ?

You: well i dont remember how the rest of the joke goes

You: but it ends with...

You: YOUR MOMS A WHORE

You: YOUR MOMS A WHORE

You: YOUR MOMS A WHORE

You: YOUR MOMS A WHORE

You: YOUR MOMS A WHORE

You: YOUR MOMS A WHORE

You: YOUR MOMS A WHORE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**Zigafoo** Sun 3 Oct 2010 - 2:29

Takital wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: I'm a dude.
You: Hey... Im F
Stranger: I''m twenty two.
You: 13
Stranger: And no perv.
You: you like younger girls?
Stranger: I'm just looking to talk to some one.
You: mmm just "talk"
You: just so you know im really Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC News
You: I already have your IP adress
Stranger: No I didnt do anything yet
You: Mhm Yes..."yet"
You: Do you know that Statutory rape is Illegal in Rhode Island and is punishable with up to 5 years in a Federal Prison?
Stranger: I didn fucking do anything faggot slick B**** waterhose cummer
You: We have notified the Police in your area already.
Stranger: god damit not again@@@
Stranger: fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u
Your Conversational partner has disconnected.

All i have to say is
lol.

**nhscooter** Fri 8 Oct 2010 - 20:55

this is

they wont even let me say hi

**idiedtoday** Fri 26 Aug 2011 - 22:18

OMEGLE.COM!!

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Cyber sex?

Stranger 1: sure

Stranger 1: wanna see my cock?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: 8========D

Stranger 2: o thats nice

Stranger 2: but

Stranger 1: Pull yours out

Stranger 1: we'll have a sword fight

Stranger 2: 8==============================================================================================D

Stranger 1: You cant even pick that thing up

Stranger 2: yeah i get faint when i get an errection

Stranger 1: do you just drag it around everywhere?

Stranger 1: what do you feed it?

Stranger 2: sometimes i tape it do my leg

Stranger 2: dog

Stranger 2: i feed it dog

Stranger 1: hot damn

Stranger 1: ive been doing it wrong

Stranger 1: Ive been giving mine the #6 off of the chinese takeout menu

Stranger 2: thats actually dinosaur

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Nuby Sun 18 Dec 2011 - 16:53

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Need advice on anything? Need to vent? I'm happy to try to help. Female, 20.
You: how to sex
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: thekidjesse?
You: Yeah
You: You?
Stranger: what
You: How'd you know my name before I even told you?
Stranger: lucky guess.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Penguins.
Stranger: heyy <3 them i have a questinon
You: Shoot away.
Stranger: how do you like anwser the questinongs on here
Stranger: ? likeyou know how you can right questions??? and 2 people anwser them?
Stranger: like howw do you anwser them>
Stranger: ?
You: With your keyboard.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Penis.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 m
You: 17 f
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^ ^ ^ gay? ^ ^ ^

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: heyy
Stranger: whatsup?
You: whatsup?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: How'd you know my name so fast?
You: O-o
You: o_o
You: Ugh I just got back from giving my dad his weekly handjob...
You: God damn it feels so rusty all the time
You: Ever get that way with you?
You: Like a rusty pole.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: r u male or female?
You: Male.
You: You?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ugh my penis has been itching all day... I think I even might have a wart down there...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u male or female?
You: My mommy told me not to talk to strangers.
You: =3
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi.
Stranger: asl?
You: No I don't have a dildo in my ear, please stop asking.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 m gay/bi horny
You: asl?
You: dsdlktjdskthst'
You: Faggot.
You: You beat me to the punch.
You: I hate that bullshit.
You: Just gtfo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: are
You: you
You: black
You: ?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
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^ ^ ^ Did I even have to do anything? ^ ^ ^

Code:: ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ... You: Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! You: Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! You: Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! You: Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Troll! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ih
Stranger: asl
You: lsa
Stranger: m 16 usa
You: asu 61 m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Ugh f*** I just had a massive attack of diarhhea.
You: diarrhea*
Stranger: nice
You: 15 yes I'm sexy and I live in Colorado.
Stranger: ink or f
You: You?
Stranger: u m or f
You: I'm whatever you want me to be bbz Wink

You: -puts on robe and wizard hat-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f
You: My mommy told me not to talk to strangers.
Stranger: well thats good for
Stranger: m or f
You: My mommy told me not to talk to strangers.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Code:: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyy :) You: hey sexy You: wanna insert your vagina into my penis? Stranger: hahaa :) Stranger: suree You: =) You: Yayyyy Stranger: http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/262340_2109261813281_1297660825_32510590_2060107_n.jpg Stranger: that's me on the leftt You: o_o You: Hmm... You: idk You: O-o You: is it a gay porno? Stranger: LOL noo! Stranger: that's just a picture of mee Stranger: i swearrr You: idk You: I kinda wanna see some gay photos first xD Stranger: are you a girl? You: nope Stranger: hahaa Stranger: i don't take picture when i have sexx Stranger: but i made a dance video before i did it with my friends :) You: o_o Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcZD3IpeqJM&feature=related You: You're hawt You: wanna boink? Stranger: hahaa did you watch itt? You: not yet Stranger: you shouldd! You: lol okay I will You: =) Stranger: okk You: o_o You: were you the one in the middle? Stranger: mhmm You: you're hawt You: =o Stranger: thanks! You: we should boink some time. =) Stranger: :) Stranger: i'd like thatt You: im 12 You: so u might have to wait a while Stranger: hahaa okk Stranger: you're so hornyy for a 12 year oldd You: yeah. You: my parents say I'm 9 though. You: And my precal teacher says I'm 10. You: So I'm actually not too sure. Stranger: ohhh Stranger: hahaa you're so cute :) You: =o ur one to talk. You: =) Stranger: awww You: hold on I need my binky Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Using the information from the last one...

Code:: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl? Stranger: m 22 india Stranger: u? You: f 18 usa Stranger: cooool Stranger: name? You: taylor You: http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/262340_2109261813281_1297660825_32510590_2060107_n.jpg You: im the 1 on the left You: holding the camera Stranger: ok You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcZD3IpeqJM&feature=related You: im the 1 in the middle You: ;) Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I just had an encounter with a strange female.

Code:: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT! You: Oh yes you are. ;) Stranger: woooo You: http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/262340_2109261813281_1297660825_32510590_2060107_n.jpg You: I'm the one on the left ;) Stranger: i bet your 50 Stranger: ^ You: Why do you think I'm 50? You: do i look that old to you? Stranger: cause theres theres heaps of pedos on here, and i cant see the photo, how old are you You: pedos? You: I'm 16. Stranger: PEDOPHILES and oh, You: I know what you meant. You: I haven't run into any. Stranger: hahaha you dont know that though, lucky for you im not a pedo. You: I don't care You: any cock is fine with me You: as long as it fits into my vagina nice Stranger: AHAHAHAHA . i dont have a penis. bye. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

trolololol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: Welcome Stranger! Have you come seeking riches to which does not belong to your realm?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Code:: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Welcome Stranger! Have you come seeking riches to which does not belong to your realm? Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: Your strange Earth tongue is hard for me to understand, repeat that in standard Gineslyzian? Stranger: teri maa ki chut Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nuby Sun 18 Dec 2011 - 19:37

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey it's bluesirens:)x
You: Hey bluesirens, I'm a Legistavi.
You: Do you know what that is?
You: It's a knight of Gineslyza.
Stranger: that's cool :)xoxo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Want to ride my nigger train?
Stranger: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: shayleyseashellbourget
You: Is that your code name?
Stranger: shayleyseashellbourget??
You: Well in that case, you can call me Hairy Pothead.
You: -puts on robe and wizard hat-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: Did you know there are approximately 20,163 "strangers" online at this very moment?
You: Also, there is an estimated 15.7 THOUSAND Tweets about this, and 291 THOUSAND likes on this via facebook!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My dog just died a slow, painful death led by a massive explosion of diarrhea caused by the food we ate last night. I might not have long to live myself... what do you want to talk about?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Mistletoe swag
You: Penis to penis swag
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You're not chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hallo
You: Bin ich dein liebwachter?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nuby Mon 19 Dec 2011 - 0:24

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Welcome You! Havith thy come seeking riches to which does not belong to thy realm? Y / N
Stranger: m/f ?
You: Thy strange Earth tongue is hard for me to understand, repeat that in standard Gineslyzian?
You: Very well then. I will need the following information before we can begin: your age and your gender.
Stranger: you first
You: I am an ageless being known as a Legistavi; a knight of Gineslyza.
Stranger: Very well then. I will need the following information before we can begin: your age and your gender.
Stranger: ?
You: I am an ageless being known as a Legistavi; a knight of Gineslyza.
Stranger: are you male or are you of female gender
You: As for my gender: all I can say is I am a seventh dimension being, simply an entity of life with no gender.
Stranger: your a dude
You: Thy strange Earth tongue is hard for me to understand, repeat that in standard Gineslyzian?
Stranger: goodbye fellow warrior goodluck on your travels
You: Strange knight, are you there? We are not finished with our conversation yet... are we? Y / N
Stranger: y
Stranger: why ?
You: Yes? Then why have you come to this land in the first place?.
You: Error 404: Took too long to respond.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: I am an ageless being known as a Legistavi; a knight of Gineslyza. As for my gender: all I can say is I am a seventh dimension being, simply an entity of life with no gender.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nuby Mon 19 Dec 2011 - 1:50

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Let me guess, male looking for female.
Stranger: Hey 18 m us
Stranger: Yepp haha
You: And now you're going to leave knowing that I'm a male too.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

looool

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Let me guess, you're a male looking for a female and now that you know that I'm a male you're going to leave.
Stranger: hey 20 male, us, you?
Stranger: let me guess, this isnt your first time on this site lol
Stranger: brilliant!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Male?
You: Looking for a female.
Stranger: Asl?
You: And now that you know I'm male you're going to leave.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

3 in a row!

Nuby Fri 23 Dec 2011 - 6:02

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, horny m here
You: same
You: let's do this bro!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
You: 16 m Texas
You: you?
Stranger: 22 m Buenos Aires Razz

You: sweet
You: sexy time?
You: =)
You: I have boner
You: you have boner
You: let's go
You: !
Stranger: let's go
You: really?
You: YES
You: Hmm
You: Before we do
You: Could we discuss why exploding is such a popular career path for young muslims?
Stranger: sure, what would your thesis be on the subject?
You: That perhaps their God is talking to them, like ours do to us.
You: Except their God was also a young Muslim who chose to explode, and perhaps Jesus didn't die on a cross, but instead was strapped to a Muslim and exploded along with him.
Stranger: you're really onto them
You: This is true.
You: I will reveal all their secrets in due time.
Stranger: use that information wisely
You: I will bring down both our government and theirs!
You: Then out of the ashes will rise my own nation!
You: The most powerful nation the world has ever seen!
You: A nation where ethnicity does not matter, unless we suspect you of going "boom" randomly.
You: Religion does matter, you have to be a Buddhist.
You: Because Buddhism is pure.
You: All other religions are tainted.
Stranger: water is pure. can I be waterist?
You: Sure, as long as it's not Christian, Catholic, or anything of the sort (including Muslim).
Stranger: oh, no, I hate religions per se.
You: Oh, so you don't like any whatsoever?
You: Have you heard about the Chinese School of...
You: Forgot the name...
You: Ergh...
Stranger: OH YEAH! ERGH!
Stranger: heard of it
You: lol
You: Indeed.
You: Greatest religion ever.
Stranger: Erghism will save us all.
You: Definitely!
You: Rejoice my brethren! Let us form the alliance of Erghists!
Stranger: we shall bring the actual regime down, downer than downest.
You: Yes! Heil Hatter!
You: Mad Hatter that is.
You: He will be our leader!
Stranger: oh, almighty leader...
You: He will lead us to triumph!
You: We will rise and become greater than the greatest!
You: Better than the worst.
You: And uglier than the most beautiful!
You: Ergh, wait...
Stranger: Ergh is everywhere
You: No, Ergh can only be at ten trillion places at once. Mad Hatter can be everywhere at once!
Stranger: true.
Stranger: the truest thing I've ever read.
You: Yes, yes.
You: Praise Ergh! Heil Hatter!
You: Gandhi will kneel before us.
You: Jesus will kiss our feet.
You: Allah will implode at the very site of us!
You: sight*
Stranger: why is Ghandi among the other gods? does he feel lonely?
You: Yes, that is exactly why.
You: He starved himself, which is suicide - yet he is among the Gods. Makes no sense, they just felt pitty... and that's all that matters.
Stranger: oh, wait. someone's at the door.
Stranger: guess who?
You: *boom*
Stranger: Madre Teresa joins the part-ey!
You: Oh Heil Teresa!
You: Hmm...
You: She will be Mad Hatter's slave.
You: Yes, this will work out flawlessly
Stranger: her outfit is flawless.
You: As un-flawed as the diamond on Ergh's ring!
Stranger: there's a ring involved!?
Stranger: that always makes a good story
You: Yes, did you not know?
You: Ergh and Mad Hatter are married!
You: Ergh is also know as ErgHatter!
Stranger: oh, the happy couple!
You: Marriages among the Gods is very strange. The way they combine their names is they literally combine their names.
You: Mad Hatter is now MadErgHat.
You: What makes it even stranger, is that Gods have no sense of gender.
You: They are neither homosexual nor heterosexual.
You: On that note, if a human is to marry a God, they too will lose all sense of gender.
You: And what's really depressing is that no one has ever seen a God and kept their sense of gender after the event.
You: So we do not know whether or not the Gods are actually attractive, or appealing in other words.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

can.a.bus.dream Sun 25 Dec 2011 - 13:08

Takital wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: I'm a dude.
You: Hey... Im F
Stranger: I''m twenty two.
You: 13
Stranger: And no perv.
You: you like younger girls?
Stranger: I'm just looking to talk to some one.
You: mmm just "talk"
You: just so you know im really Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC News
You: I already have your IP adress
Stranger: No I didnt do anything yet
You: Mhm Yes..."yet"
You: Do you know that Statutory rape is Illegal in Rhode Island and is punishable with up to 5 years in a Federal Prison?
Stranger: I didn fucking do anything faggot slick B**** waterhose cummer
You: We have notified the Police in your area already.
Stranger: god damit not again@@@
Stranger: fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u
Your Conversational partner has disconnected.

THAT is freeking hilarious i was dieing laughing at that for like 5 min

Zekrai Tue 10 Jan 2012 - 9:02

Hehehe =3 lol

Stranger: any lesbian of age 20 or around who can whip my ass off ?

You: lol im 21

You: rubbing my tits right now

Stranger: hmm fine

Stranger: but i'm really new at this

Stranger: u hv to teach me all baby

You: thats ok ur lucky

You: it so happens i have a penis and a vagina =3

Stranger: u r male?

You: im both nitwit

You: o.o

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lolz overdone? o.o

P.S: I was trolling and im a "Guy" lol

_______________________________
Jelly is a squishy little thing, so is Pudding.

Zekrai Tue 10 Jan 2012 - 9:09

Lol my turn again XD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: SEX ME!!!!!!!!

Stranger: oh..

Stranger: really.

Stranger: m/f

You: BOTH!!!

Stranger: hehe..

Stranger: great..

Stranger: so we r same same..

You: AAAH AAAH AAAH AAAHH AAAH GET IT IN THERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Stranger: abe chup sale//

You: sorry i dont speak bich

You: o.o

Stranger: u bich..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol i was about to say something then "shim" dissapeared D:

___________________________
Jelly is a squishy little thing, so is Pudding.

Computer(RotD) Tue 20 Mar 2012 - 16:39

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: sex me
Stranger: yup
Stranger: asl
You: sexy and i know it
Stranger: good song
Stranger: asl
You: im in love with that sass sass sass sassy chickkk
Stranger: okaay
Stranger: asl
You: where should we go from here
Stranger: u showing me a pic of u naked
You: asl= age sexyness lol
Stranger: 16 m uk
You: yea i have that weapon too, have you heard of the m 109 ak
Stranger: nope
You: me neither i just made it up right now...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so asl?
You: this is so interesting
Stranger: i know asl?
You: i wonder who made that up hmm asl
Stranger: a pervert
Stranger: asl?
You: im not suppose to give away personal information through the web
Stranger: its not like im gonna be able to find u with an age gender and country
You: do you like games
Stranger: yeah
You: well i dont
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i like monopoly
You: i like the squigly ~
You: do you like it
You: ~~
Stranger: yeah 8========D~~~~~~
Stranger: ok bye nice chat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: sorry i cant talk to strangers
You have disconnected.

HrK Wed 21 Mar 2012 - 20:33

Stranger: 16 year old boy looking for a 12-15 year old to jerk off with on skype

You: oh, nice

Stranger: asl

You: what?

Stranger: age and gender

You: 72 years old, and Trans!

You: interested?

Stranger: nope

filipapeter Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 11:06

TROLLOL

Acid_Spore Fri 6 Apr 2012 - 21:05

Hey guys

I Dare you to go to This or That topic and answer my question Razz

**DaBomb** Sat 7 Apr 2012 - 5:23

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!!
asl?
You: balls
You: tranny
You: fun shit
You: sex
You: love
You: dope
You: weed
You: lets f***
You: .........
Stranger: alrite
Stranger: bt r u a guy or girl..??
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**DaBomb** Sat 7 Apr 2012 - 5:27

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!!
asl?
You: I'm an alien wanting to eat your brain then skull f*** you. How's that sound?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: helloo (:
You: ... My mom is touching me..
Stranger: 23 f
You: BS MOTHA FUCKA YOUR A GUY
Stranger: r u hard?
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: So.. Do you like aliens
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

filipapeter Sat 7 Apr 2012 - 9:56

Taktikal have a virused user picture

**Anonymou_s** Fri 13 Apr 2012 - 21:15

Yeah this one is funny xD

Zigafoo wrote:
Takital wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: I'm a dude.
You: Hey... Im F
Stranger: I''m twenty two.
You: 13
Stranger: And no perv.
You: you like younger girls?
Stranger: I'm just looking to talk to some one.
You: mmm just "talk"
You: just so you know im really Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC News
You: I already have your IP adress
Stranger: No I didnt do anything yet
You: Mhm Yes..."yet"
You: Do you know that Statutory rape is Illegal in Rhode Island and is punishable with up to 5 years in a Federal Prison?
Stranger: I didn fucking do anything faggot slick B**** waterhose cummer
You: We have notified the Police in your area already.
Stranger: god damit not again@@@
Stranger: fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u
Your Conversational partner has disconnected.

All i have to say is
lol.

**TheWildOnes** Tue 17 Feb 2015 - 16:43

https://2img.net/h/s14.postimg.cc/q1mzdkzw1/lollol.png

**xutopia** Sun 22 Feb 2015 - 23:00

hey its xutopia.

omg i just tried the spongebob omegle thing it worked Smile

)

anyways here it is
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: kik?
You: or not
Stranger: ana.xcx
You: thats what otehrs say
Stranger: ye
You: ok
Stranger: oh
You: kewl
You: hi
You: ummm
Stranger: hola
You: male or f?
Stranger: f wbu
You: both
You: well
Stranger: same
You: im male
You: but i got sex change
You: so female
You: but then back to male
You: cause i didnt like being girl
You: anyways
You: hows life?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: good
You: yea mine stinks
Stranger: probably not as interesting as yours though
You: maybe
You: well....
You: my best friend is my neighbor
You: whos also an idiot
You: my boss is cheap af and pays me nothing
Stranger: aw
You: my other neighbor
You: is mean
Stranger: my best friend lives in a different state Sad

You: and you know what the worst part is?
Stranger: what
You: i live in a pinapple under the sea
Stranger: omfg
You: wut
Stranger: laughing
You: o
Stranger: o
You: well bye bye Smile

Stranger has disconnected.

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