Trolling is fun :D

Go to www.omegle.com ,troll the person as best as you can, and post the conversation here.

First one lololol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: ASL?
You: SEX ME!

Stranger: M or F?
You: BOTH!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


NEXT ONE!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Que?

Stranger: m or f?
You: both
Stranger: bund mra fer!
You: Du bist ein rosa schizen kopf
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You: Hey
Stranger: hello
You: Wanna boink?

Stranger: what means boink?
You: sex
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you don't know even my sex
You: oh well
You: either works
You: i have both a penis and a vagina
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so
Stranger: fcuk yourself
You: no
Stranger: isn't it easlier?
You: i like it when other people do it
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: fcuk off

Stranger: hi 18 f here
You: Hey
You: Lets boink
Stranger: lets not
Copied your lead then she dced xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: What's up cutie(:
You: Lets boink
Stranger: Kay,
You: m or f?

Stranger: I'm rubbing my wet cunt right now
Stranger: F
You: its okay i have both penis and vagina
Stranger: And caressing my tits
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA that's priceless I'm 48.
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Fail or win?
That was kinda gay lol Im not goin to do that anymore no more trolling

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
Stranger: hy'
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
Stranger: from
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
You: poke
Stranger: fuk off
You: poke
Disconnected
#2!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: balls
Stranger: hi
You: ba11s
Stranger: m/f
You: b4lls
You: tranny
You: go ef ur self
You: :3
Stranger: which country
You: the country of balls
You: in the city of 13alls
Stranger: tere maa mat chudya
Note: THE CITY OF BALLS?!?
#3
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi, im indonesian
You: Hi im a tranny
Stranger: what's tranny?
You: a person who has a penis and a vagina
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool
Stranger: hahaha
You: i know lets fcuk
You:

Stranger: haha
Stranger: f or m?
You: both
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you're so cool
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Note: that one was a fail

1#
You: hi
Stranger: hi
you: i am a tranny
straner: ok
2#
you: hi
Your conversational partner has Disconected
3#
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: How you doing? =)
You: bob
Stranger: Alex
You: bob
Stranger: Jack
You: bob
Stranger: Walter Bishop
You: bob
Stranger: Peter Bishop
You: bob
Stranger: Olivia Dunham
You: bob
Stranger: William Bell
You: bob
Stranger: Nina Sharp
You: bob
Stranger: FRINGE IS EPIC WIN ANNA TORV IS SEXY MOFO
You: tranny
Stranger: na she is hot
You: bob
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




To be continued....

You're now chatting with a
random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger:
hi random stranger

You: wanna boink?


You:
no yes perhaps?

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger:
boink=clown sex?

You: you know it

Stranger:
im in

Stranger: only if we do it in a clown car

Stranger:
with clown shoes

You: im in the city of clown house in the
country of Gfuckyourself

You: meet me there?


Stranger:
hell yea

You: aight then lets go

Stranger:
your hairy bingle bangles gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm when
captain bubbles is through with you

You: oh yeaaah

You:
talk to me dirtier

You: NOW!


Stranger: ummm

You:
oh and by the way

Stranger: your a girl
right creepo

You: im a tranny

You:
so kinda

Stranger: oh fcuk sick

Stranger:
wait

Stranger: pre op or post op

You:
what? u dont want me?


You: pre op

Stranger:
welllll

Stranger: guess i better go

You:
wait dont leave me ball faggot

You: sad panda..

Stranger:
hey ass master

Stranger: cum dumpster

You:
oh yeah

Stranger: town jizz jar

Stranger:
abortion survivor

You: i love those words

Stranger:
ankle grabber

You: keep saying them

You: i
love it

Stranger: butt stuffer

You:
oooooh yeah

Stranger: i hate you

You:
more!! more!!

Your
conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a
random stranger. Say hi!

You: penis

Stranger:
hi f or m

You: both

You: penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

another one


You're now chatting with a
random stranger. Say hi!

You: im gonna fcuk you

Stranger:
im m

You: im gonna fcuk you with my tranyn cock

Stranger:
wat?

You: gonna fcuk you good

Stranger:
heh

You: so where are you

You:
so i can fcuk you

Stranger: ireland
so....

You: i can make the distance, my tranny cock
can handle the wait

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a
random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You:
penis

Stranger: xD

You: penis

Stranger:
i think you have a problem in your brain ^^

You:
im fapping tou our words right now

You: keep talking

You:
....

You: you bitch

You: TALK TO ME

You:
KEEP IT OGING

Your
conversational partner has disconnected.

Episode 2.

#1
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: not hi

Stranger: hello

You: ok

You have disconnected.

#2
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi asl

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: wtf is tht?

Stranger: age state gender

You: oo

You: age 1

You: state duno

You: gender both

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

okay, my turn again

You're now chatting with a
random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 27 gay male
looking for asian male

You: well im male, and im
half asian

You: well actually half on both

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disconnected.


i dont think he likes trannies,

okay, nother


You're now chatting with a
random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: from
florida?

You: penis?

You: oh wait

You:
i mean hi >.<

You: and yes i am

You:


Stranger: me too

You:
rlly?


Stranger: mhmmm

You:
are you near any of the borders of florida?

You:
like anywhere near clownstone?

You: coz i really need a
boink

Your
conversational partner has disconnected.

i really dont think they like me..
ONE MORE!!

You're now chatting with a
random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i want to
blend you up then put your juices in a seringe and inject it inside me
so you'll be with my forever!<3

Stranger: ^-^

You:
oh fcuk yes

You: i want to fcuk you so hard that those
juices will coem straight back out

You:

Stranger:
i like you....there is a possibility i might be in love with you you
goddam sexy whore

You: and wouldnt your kidneys just reject the
juices and put it in your urine?

You:

Stranger:
no because i have kidneys i stole from a retarded boy so they dont know
any better ._.

You: well then

You: i
guess it may work out!


Stranger: woot for
unknown bodily juices!

You: huzzah!1

Stranger:
now your talking c:

You:

Stranger: so....do
you have a blender because i dont :c

You: wait, wouldnt my
bloody juice be rejected from your entire body?

You:
oh wait, i have a small blender

You: :/

Stranger:
no because i have trained my body to be fcuk godzilla and not regect
shit c;

You: good jerb?

You: u pway any games?

Stranger:
well then it might take a while to blend you up. that might hurt a
little

Stranger: what?

You: u play any games ?

Stranger:
well i interned at jigsaw's little lair thing once and we played a
game, but thats about it

You: ahh

You:
whatd u do there?


Stranger: killed
people. havnt you ever seen 'saw'? its a movie

You:
oh ive seen them, i just thought the game you played was like, monoply
:/

Stranger: no he insisted that we kill people.
what a weirdo

You: i know rigght

You:
wait a second

Stranger: any who, what kinda games were you
talking about?

Stranger: alright

You:
nvm

You: i was talkin bout them games that u do
stuff and then they do stuff back to u

You: and stuff

Stranger:
sex?

You: sure?

Stranger: i have
played sex once or twice, wbu?

You: 7 and half times

You:
the half was kinda like, 'she's drunk, idk if i should'

Stranger:
tell me about the half time :3

You: :/

Stranger:
oooooh i see.

Stranger: theres some logic in that c: nice

You:
btw im underage

Stranger: how old?

You:
5

Stranger: well im a pedofile....maybe we can be
friends c;

You: yes we can c:

Stranger:
fcuk yes!

You: now tits or gtfo

You: !


Stranger:
oh and btw i lost my puppy and i have candy in my van c; just sayin

You:
candy and lost pupies D:

You: nouuu

You:
wait, a van!

You: fcuk yes!


Stranger:
i think i lost my puppy in my windowless van c; maybe you can come in a
help me find him? hes small and i think he may have crawled into my
pants so you can start by checking there

You:
oookay

You: where should i meet you to look

You:
or u can come to me

Stranger: in the
alley c;

You: at clown's penistone in ireland

You:
the alley by the pub

You: i know that place

Stranger:
yes!

Stranger: meet there tonight at like 12....the
puppy only come out at night

Stranger: haha

You:
we only needa wait 1 more hour

You: u should go get ready
k?

You: i feel like goin nekki

Stranger:
but dont telll your parents.... i dont want them to... get jealous
because i picked you, ya!

You: yaa

Stranger:
ya come naked. the puppy likes that

You: yay puppies

You:
does the puppy like kitties ?


Stranger: pussys? ya

You:
yaaaah

You: should i bring my friend?

You:
she's 6

You: teen

You: and 7/8

You:
or sumtin

Stranger: ya! :S wait 16? no no
no....unless she's a whore c;

You: oh she whore

Stranger:
then bring her!

You: ya !

You: u go get rdy!

You:
i meet u in 1 hour

Stranger: i will
see ya soon puppy finding partner

You: bai bai

Stranger:
bye

You have
disconnected.

You: Hi
Stranger:whats up?
You: nouthin much
Stranger: M or f?
You:boy
Stranger:age?
You:16
Stranger: Cool I am 54 M
Stranger: What are you doing?
You: Masturbating to gene Simmons..
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: I'm a dude.
You: Hey... Im F
Stranger: I''m twenty two.
You: 13
Stranger: And no perv.
You: you like younger girls?
Stranger: I'm just looking to talk to some one.
You: mmm just "talk"
You: just so you know im really Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC News
You: I already have your IP adress
Stranger: No I didnt do anything yet
You: Mhm Yes..."yet"
You: Do you know that Statutory rape is Illegal in Rhode Island and is punishable with up to 5 years in a Federal Prison?
Stranger: I didn fucking do anything faggot slick bitch waterhose cummer
You: We have notified the Police in your area already.
Stranger: god damit not again@@@
Stranger: fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u
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Takital wrote:
Stranger: god damit not again@@@
Stranger: fuk u fuk u fuk u fuk u
Your Conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello there.

Stranger: Hi

You: How're you today?

Stranger: Good yu

You: I'm doing horrible, my boyfriend left me today, and now I don't have anyone to fcuk cuz he told everyone I was a whore...

Stranger: Ouch. Say he's a whore

You: I tried that, but now no one believes me cuz I was too slow...

Stranger: Wow just look arou

Stranger: Around to make friends

You: He told all his friends, and they told their friends... now no one even texts me naughty pics of their penis DX

Stranger: Um ok

You: Anyway... oops, I almost forgot.... ASL?

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I could do this shit all day....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey how are u

You: i am gud you?

Stranger: im ok

You: would you mind if i ask asl?

Stranger: 19 f usa

You: really? I'm 18 m usa

You: have you seen the new twilight movie?

Stranger: yes

You: what did you think of it?

Stranger: i liked it

You: i didnt. i thought vampires were supposed to suck blood, not cock. sparkling skin? what is this, the richard simmons special on dr. phil?

You: and besides, what's the obession of this johnny guy anyway? he just has long hair, average build, and turns into a fat furry creature

Stranger: i like the vamp

You: i think hes gay, like tom cruise. i think he and tom cruise butt-sex all night

You: don't you?

Stranger: yea

You: cool! i think i would like to get into a threesome with the vamp and the werewolf guy. what about you? ever had a fantasy with one of them? ever been tied up and raped by a 300 pound wolf? i have, it's very painful, and the cock was covered with fur

You: my mom used to touch me at night.

Stranger: the vamp

Stranger: oh

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lol? what the hell is this. funny though

Trolling basically

lol just random though

im back to trolling, tho this one isnt really good, and i bet its really a dude..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey how are you?

You: im good

You: how are you

Stranger: kewl, yah same.

You: btw, im gonna fcuk you

Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?

Stranger: Crap, my roomate is being weird... if u want, go add me as a friend and send me a message here ( http://single-match.org/amanda414/ ) I got a few nudes up there and my cell

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: yo im gonna fcuk shit

You: brb needa fap

You: k back

You: that was fast

....


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: asl?

Stranger: go outside and get laid geek

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey cunt
Stranger: cunt?
You: yeah
You: you're a cunt
You: now give me my money you cunt fucking whore
You: now that i've found you
Stranger: whaaaattt
You: wanna fcuk?
im a male from california
You: 17
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey cunt face
Stranger: hey
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f?
You: yeah
You: i have a penis too
You: cause
You: im doing your mom
You: im doing your mom
You: im doing your mom
You: im doing your mom
You: im doing your mom
You: im doing your mom
You: im doing your mom
You: im doing your mom
You: im doing your mom
You: im doing your mom
You: im doing your momim doing your mom
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: asl?

Stranger: 16 m uk you?
You: 18 m uk
You: wanna fcuk?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.


Stranger: hey


You: and you are?



Stranger: mor female


You: how did you get in my comp?



Stranger: hahaha


Stranger: just like u get in mine


You: why dont you leave


You: your the ass stealing my internet aren't you


Stranger: dont u wanna be my friend


You: you own me 35 dollar then maybe


Stranger: oooooooooo


You: get off


Stranger: i'll give 100 dollar ...just let me fcuk u


You: im nor a whore and im married


You: just pay me the god damn money and get off my intnet


Stranger: so what


Stranger: haha


You: so i can set up my god damn firewall


Stranger: wait


Stranger: hey girl


You: do you have my 30 dollars


You: 35*


You: im not lowering the god damn price


Stranger: no ...i have 100


Stranger: hahaha


You: fine then give me the hundred


You: and i wont call the cops


You: and get the hell off my computer


Stranger: just get naked and take a dildo inside ur ass


Stranger: then i'll be there and giive 100


You: your boring :/


You: all you think about is sex


Stranger: u toooooooooo


Stranger: much


You: ga make a better als


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i kept getting boring people this was the best i could get :/

You: tits or gtfo

You: TITS OR GTFO!!

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You: im gonna fcuk u

You: so hard

You: now show me tits

Stranger: YAY :d

Stranger:

You:

You: asl?!?!?!?

Stranger: HEHE YOU MADE ME HARD

You: im gonna put u in a blender and drink ur juices

Stranger: damn my cock is throbbibg

You: im a shemale

Stranger: im gay

You: is that a yes or no D:?


Stranger: yeah it is a yeah

You: yeah

You have disconnected.