Fastest Method to get slayer

There is a way to summon slayer at the fastest possible rate. So far, i have been able to reach 1:38, but 1:36 is possible if you adjust this method slightly. Basically at spawn point, make a lumber base on the trees of the vampires. Choose the left opening. Make 1 tent, 3 houses. Put the houses in a triangular fashion, it's 0.7 seconds faster. And up tent until 150. Get all workers on trees. Then blink to a base, probably the one next to you. And make a tavern (dont worry about the other 150 population). While the tavern is in construction, det 4 workers so you dont have to waste time building another tent. And get a slayer. If you do this fast enough with a combination of 'panic' and adjustments to worker motion-pathways, and exact placements, you might be able to reach 1:34. But that is one of the fastest ways to get slayer. 
PS: The moment you click to summon slayer (rapid H hotkey), then you should build a tent to start on your actual base. If this is done fast enough, you should be only like 500 lumber behind the fastest person in the game.
PSS: I might make a video of this. If I can get a good program. Anyone know a good program that records in-screen games?

It's nice seeing you put down time to write these guides, it's much appreciated. You should definitely start recording videos so one doesn't have to read these wall of texts to take part of your guides/tips & tricks. 

Have you tried fraps or bandicam?

-Knugn

I find having my slayer out before the 2 min mark is plenty fast (and building the tavern at the spawn point so I don't have to waste time blinking him there). Otherwise you could be leaving your workers close enough to the mid to be attacked by the vamps. If they happen to go past them, that it, and they have to be paying attention. Placed correctly though, the vamps wouldn't be able to attack certain ones. Wasting their time.

Yea, the reason I suggested this idea was not to improve your game, it was mainly to break records and "show-off" xD. The only advantage to this would be to have your slayer out earlier to fool around with vamps 10 seconds earlier than the other slayers lol, and maybe to steal an item earlier than others if vamp attacks bases really early. ^^

Basic Idea:
I attempted to find a method to get slayer before 1:30. It's impossible. Nuff' said. Jk, but really, no matter what you do, it is absolutely, positively impossible. The only possible way might be to have someone else help you construct buildings faster, but I don't even know if that is possible. :\. 

Extended Note (not necessary to read)
The reason it is impossible is because a slayer takes 1 minute to spawn. It takes 10 seconds to build tavern, 4 seconds to build 3 houses+tent, 1 second for each group of workers to spawn (+their walk time to get to trees), and the game timer starts 5 seconds before you even spawn!  And the major hold back is that it takes 8 seconds for each worker to get 24 lumber. 8 seconds!!! If you add all this up, without any leaks, the total time would be 1:34-1:35. Oh, I forgot that it takes 1 second to blink for each pez+slayer. Meaning, the time is a little more. All in all, impossible... unless Anonymous gives humans more starting lumber/shorten slayer spawn time by 8 seconds ^^