Twisted Wish

Granted! your game runs at 2 frames a minute

I wish had a puppy!

granted, you now have a puppy who hates the band Muse. 

I wish I can play a game against Infierno's insane vamp skills

Granted! Infierno became mentally ill after he got rekt by me yesterday, so he is now insane. Now you can play a game against his insaness in vamping.

I wish I could make the varsity baseball team next year

Thought i should bring the topic back

Granted! You are now a baseball player who got injured on the first game and could not continue his career.

I wish Blizzard could make Warcraft 4 (RTS)

Granted! Warcraft 4 will become a game, however, you can't play it until 3000 years from now.

I wish that I am the greatest Vampirism Player of All Time.

Granted !! after psyscope got in car crash and was sent to the hospital for a while, you became the greates Vampirism Player of All time. Just for 1 week tho :p

I wish I could be sent to the moon and take a jump without gravity.

Granted! You will be sent to the moon, and jump without gravity. Just no space helmet though.

I wish i could be Lord Gaben

Granted! Your are now Lord Gaben, however, within a week you develop testicular and breast cancer simultaneously. You now need years of treatment in two weeks before death.

I wish that I can get through school with A's

AWWWW YEAAA YOU GOT STRAIGHT A's BABY!!!! however, your chiense like me and your parents will beat u for not getting A+'s in school like mine and your girlfriend breaks up with you for not standing up for yourself against your parents and your life falls apart and you realize you should have retaken that test in math a few weeks ago and thats when you realize, you need direct tv. dont fail your math test, get online cable.

i wish i can freaking get on my account without it lagging all the time and bugging out and *cough cough* i wish we still had a chatbox on rotd

xutopia wrote:AWWWW YEAAA YOU GOT STRAIGHT A's BABY!!!! however, your chiense like me and your parents will beat u for not getting A+'s in school like mine and your girlfriend breaks up with you for not standing up for yourself against your parents and your life falls apart and you realize you should have retaken that test in math a few weeks ago and thats when you realize, you need direct tv. dont fail your math test, get online cable.

i wish i can freaking get on my account without it lagging all the time and bugging out and *cough cough* i wish we still had a chatbox on rotd

Granted!

You manage to get on your account, but it is hacked and you have to look at gay porn ads in the channel and whisped by a bot which tells you to go to a link which automatically gives stalkers your address.

I wish i could be all of Rotd, Warcraft and All of Blizzard Combined.

Wish Granted, However, Because you are so many things at once you develop Multi-Personality Disorder and can't decide on a thing and then you lose everything all at once and become homeless.

I Wish Ineferno- Comes back.

Granted !

Infierno- comes back to war3, everybody is happy, just waiting to play with him, but sadly Infierno- disappear after typing his last DEEZ NUTSSSS!!!


I wish I could swim in a pool filled with chocolates !

(Apple i am not kidding i was posting on this topic when your replied to ra[g]e)

Granted, you swim in a pool filled of chocolate, but you realize it is too thick and when you dive in you can't swim back to the edge so you drown in your 20m deep chocolate pool.

I wish i could be the one to end North Korea's regime

( @Wildo : huhuhu I believe you mate, but still I was faster  )

Granted !

You are the one and only one who succeeded to put an end to the North Korea's regime. Everybody's happy, they are all acclaiming you... till you wake up from that nice dream, with a tear at the corner , cause well you know, that regime won't come to an end right now  

I wish I could be able to see a black hole, but actually seeing it

Granted, you see a black hole but your body is not sucked into it, but however your eyes get pulled from their sockets and fly into the black hole.

I wish i could stop Donald Trump winning delegates.

TheWildOnes wrote:Granted, you see a black hole but your body is not sucked into it, but however your eyes get pulled from their sockets and fly into the black hole.

I wish i could stop Donald Trump winning delegates.

Granted, but you were a bit to late, because Donald Trump is already the President of United States.

I wish for a Japanese Citizenship

Granted! You obtain citizenship, but you have no money to buy food or utilities so you eventually have to live out on the street.

I wish for 1000 new players in-game

granted but since there are so many people, you will never have a chance to play because u arent reserved anymore.

I wish that I could date Emma Watson

Granted ! 

As of now you're dating Emma Watson. You're happy and you think that she is also happy. Planing for your futur together. Till she confess that she is already dating that Apple here, and that I asked her to tag along with your wish, cause I wanted to please a bit my cute xuto for a brief moment 

I wish I could find a solution to poverty around the world

Apple.Time wrote:Granted ! 

As of now you're dating Emma Watson. You're happy and you think that she is also happy. Planing for your futur together. Till she confess that she is already dating that Apple here, and that I asked her to tag along with your wish, cause I wanted to please a bit my cute xuto for a brief moment 

I wish I could find a solution to poverty around the world

Granted, you found out that you could stop poverty by selling your soul to Cthulhu. You sell your soul and the direct result of it is that you spend an eternity wandering around earth as a mad minion of Cthulu, wreaking havoc and leaving people in porverty once again.

I wish that I could watch Wagakki bando live!