Twisted Wish

I can't remember where I saw this but I found it on anther forum while browsing the interweb
the rules are simple you grant the wish of the person before you in an unexpected way and the you make a wish for the next person to grant

for example I said "I wish I was taller" you might say "Granted you are now an Oak tree"

I'll start, I wish I was richer.

seanlou wrote: I wish I was richer.

Granted, you are now 10 rupees richer.

I wish I had long hair.

I wish I had long hair.[/quote]

Granted, now you got Medusas Hair

I wish I was an anime character

Granted: u are now Lysop (onepiece)

i wish i had a six pack of beer

Granted, but it’s non-alcoholic.

I wish I could fly.

granted you are now a fly.

i wish i had a nice car

Bruin22 wrote:granted you are now a fly.

i wish i had a nice car

Granted, you now have a 2004 Ferrari Enzo

I wish i could drive (as an 11 year old)

Granted, you can drive... only in Antarctica.
I wish I was God.

Granted, you are now the god of bullshit now get that manure out of here. xD

I wish I could find my keys

Granted, you have now found alicia keys! (it's still unexpected).
I wish I was a booger. (since it's already bad, I beat the system. yeah baby!)

Bird. wrote:Granted, you have now found alicia keys! (it's still unexpected).
I wish I was a booger. (since it's already bad, I beat the system. yeah baby!)

!Granted! u are now a dogs bogie (booger, but in my country)

i wish i could be a dog

granted u become my house pet
i whish i could be a vampire

clock23pm wrote:granted u become my house pet
i whish i could be a vampire

!Granted! you just became a steaked vampire.

i wish i was a website (hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe)

Granted ur now Gayporn.com
i wish i could be a drug

Grant you're a suppository

I wish I had a degree

!Granted! you now have

i wish i was 2 numbers

What is that?

It's my degree

and Granted and as an added bonus the post to your wish is two posted later
also you're a pile of dung xD

I wish I could write a song

Granted. You are now Adam Levine's over-abused old Type-writer.

I wish I was an atom of an element on the periodic table (If you had to just google that, then don;t grant me a wish. *sniff* uneducated wish givers give... unwanted wishes. But so do educated ones so I can't really say much)

Granted, I made you into one of those atoms but it split before I could find out which kind

I wish I had a new computer

I thought I should revive this thread...
Granted, you now have a picture of a computer. 
I wish I was married to Greneno, Hyuna, xXdarknuggetXx, LoUp_04, WKUKomg, Cindy, Sarah-, DeadGirl, and all the other girls who play warcraft (or used to). Btw, I THINK loup and wkuk are girls... i might be wrong.

Bird. wrote:I thought I should revive this thread...
Granted, you now have a picture of a computer. 
I wish I was married to Greneno, Hyuna, xXdarknuggetXx, LoUp_04, WKUKomg, Cindy, Sarah-, DeadGirl, and all the other girls who play warcraft (or used to). Btw, I THINK loup and wkuk are girls... i might be wrong.

Granted! You are now married to everyone on battle.net.

I Wish I was a game.

Granted, you are now E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.

I wish I could relive my childhood, just to play all the old games back in my time that were actually fun. (Legend of Zelda, All the N64, Super Nintendo, and Gameboy games, the fun PC games I used to play that actually had a lot of population at one point, ex: Diablo, Diablo II, StarCraft, WarCraft III, Runescape, etc.) 

Codester wrote:Granted, you are now E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.

I wish I could relive my childhood, just to play all the old games back in my time that were actually fun. (Legend of Zelda, All the N64, Super Nintendo, and Gameboy games, the fun PC games I used to play that actually had a lot of population at one point, ex: Diablo, Diablo II, StarCraft, WarCraft III, Runescape, etc.) 

Granted,

You Relive Your Childhood But ONly Have A Sega Dreamcast

I Wish I Was A Creeper Out Of Minecraft

Granted, you are now a creeper. However, you die 5 seconds after becoming a creeper because, you were stabbed in the back with a diamond sword.  

I wish I had an unlimited supply of orange juice.