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Post  Thousand_Sword Sun 10 Feb 2013 - 14:11

Ok guys here is the long awaited compilation of "Story Line..."

first of all i will start with the repost of my old topic "The Story So Far"
which were the sites 1-8! after that I'll post site 9-16! And later on the next sites!
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Post  Thousand_Sword Sun 10 Feb 2013 - 14:12

Ok here is it Sites 1 to 8

Story Line by Clan RotD



Joe walked down the street to
go buy some fruit for his fruit salad but then he stumbled on a
pumpkin patch while gazing at a
one-eyed donkey playing a banjo
because he heard its music while
skipping through the park and
He thought to himself, Hmm where can i get myself a one-eyed donkey that can play a banjo so Joe decided to
Fap to dragons mother but then saw
a mobile wheelchair on wheels, but he was still entranced by his recent encounter yesterday of
a kid with a million dollar bill and burning it so he said
WTF MOTHA FUCKA YOU BURNING A 100 Dollar BILL???? YO ASS CRAZYY FUUUU and so JOE
when he went home to his mama he said everything that happened and she went to the hospital for hallucination
and from the hospital he ate a cookie on the way home
but little did he know that jesus was stalking him
and when he was walking through an alley jesus said
The holiest place in the world my son, is on your knees
so his son kneeled but thought of his dream last night
it was about monkeys and some dude named i_died_today and how gay i_died_today was and how he tried to get joe to
Fap with peanut butter and jelly but got this weird
sensation in his glowing right shoulder when from it sprang forth a
a CD which was ironically named "Joes Grarage" so he decided to
go to the hospital's PA office and play the disk there, but when
Jesus came back to tell him not to forget to kill Justin beaver because quote "that hoe be stealing all my bitches" end quote, so thats when
Joe went to buy some chemicals and made a potion that would ruin Justin beavers life forever....a PUBERTY speeding potion. Joe thinking to himself *lets see that hoe sing now with a deep voice* Joe laughed and then started thinking of his next evil plan it was
to go get some fruit for his fruit salad when
he found some money on the floor (1$) and he picked it up and other people said
that it was the president's last dollar
so Joe was being Friendly and gave the President his dollar back. As a show of gratitude the President gave Joe a highly trained Platoon of Assasins to Hunt down and KILL Justin Beiber
and everyone was happy about it because they hate HER/him (probably her)
And so joe took his assassin squad and went to
Timbuktu to learn from the wisest of Timbuktuians and found out
that they are the assassins and that they want to killl him
but he said "Wait i have......"
a question for you:How
Do you chuck wood? And they all replied with
and chuck norris
is your friend so we leave you alone cause we are scared as hell of chuck norris.And all the assasins
Pulled out their flying pigs and
flied away with them.You also picked your flying pig because you
hit one with a stone then pulled out a
midget from his pocket that threw fireballs
which Explode on Contact, Only then you
You took out a piece of chewy bubble gum to
Get rid of the taste of hooker because you
Chopped that B**** up and ate her Fingernails because you were
watching hanibal right now and you adore what he is doing so you proceed what you have done before and
finally hop on your pig and fly away to
were doing something along the lines of a dirty sanchez last night with her after your friends
dared you for 35$, but you did it because
your mom ate a penis and you were left on the streets
alone to masterbate to nothing but the clouds which you formed with your mind as penises
because you felt you needed to compensate for a lack of a father figure
and lack of a penis which caused you too
to put your non-existent penis into a stub-hole and
and wonders to himself "why the fcuk would i do that, i dont even have a penis to put in this stub-hole".. so he then continues on his way to the Dildo making factory to
blow it up with massive dildo explosions
but when he arrives he realizes that
he found his penis, it had been hiding all along underneath his
box of old playboys, at that matter since he found it to might as well use it "Fap fap fap" after he licks his hands clean he decides to
fap again and his penis getting more red and wounded so he
ends up chopping it up due to oxygen deprivation to the penis
then gazes at Zigafoo's mother and boner turns to dust and
realizes its all been fur nothing so he
JIZZED IN HIS PANTS and then
jizzed in his hot step sister's pants and she said
gimme some more of that" and she throws away her clothes and
stabs him in the throat for being such a perv
then sucks his cock and says
fcuk this sh!*' chops off his penis and runs away forever
so now you are there sitting penisless with your pants down and wondering what you have done
while ur dad and step-mom are wondering what the fcuk you too were doing
and then you grow back ur penis and start faping off to ur ugly step sister when
she walks in and gapes at
the scene which is unfolding, and then joe runs out of the house with so much shame he kills himself, then he finds himself in hell and
satan likes him and he likes satan so both having a good time together
when god is like 'ur comin back to life' so then jo goes back to earth to kill the
faggy americans because they are fags and god dont like fags and fags shall burn in hell and god promotes you to one of his archangels and gives you supreme command of his angel army so you
as in joe, runs away from the responsibility to go get some fruit for his fruit salad
only to spill the luscious salad on a pile of ants, you then curse
WTF MY FRUIT SALAD!! AAAAARAGAGAHHHHH and then he stomps viciously on the ants killing all of them and in a rage starts to
you become really huge and 'crap'-greenish brown
Firebreathing lobster, with thumbs so you can use your gun to
Shoot jesus the almighty before he
stops u from shooting him which may create a
duty to suck his penis very often but you killed him so you are very happy and fap around like
joe isnt even fapping so he walks of the side of a cliff without a parachute when a nude wonderwoman (that isnt a fetish, just a random idea... i swear) appears and
picks him up so they fcuk while they fly so joe
is really happy, until wonder woman leaves him for the invisible man, and joe is sad so he goes to
suicide himself but then he noticed that he is only 5 years old and cant suicide himself so he
decides that he should go get some icecream and then
destroy the only molecular molecule left in the world of Chebska
but realizes that
by doing so he sets in motion a nuclear holocaust in which
zombies rule the earth so when joe magically turns 80 by a nuclear penis
he realizes "this cant be real" so he wakes up and smiles because he is observing his beatiful twenty year old body who is in a great form with a huge penis so he goes outta bed and
finds out that zombies still rule the world and that his mom revived to take his penis for herself
To use as a strap on for her lesbian wife
so Joe went to go get some fruit for his fruit salad
and some salad so he could go to his salad tossing event later that day, and also
to find some raisins his mother asked him to get
because she wants to stick the raisins in her vagina to
make a raisin baby to
fullfill her dream of a raisin family instead of having a useless human son and so she goes on till
she dies of a horrible Raisin-AIDS related death. so her son
tries to revive her because he is missing her and he also heard of a secret secret which is very secret that revived people get revived as nymphomans and
so he epicly fails at trying to revive his mother, so he decided to travel to... (somewhere on earth please)
aserbaidschan where the people are dumb like shit and he gets their leader to send them to death against slit eyed chinese people and drunk russian people.He succeed in this and so
he goes to get some fruit for his fruit salad
but then he suddenly stops: "oh wait. i already got enough fruits for my fruit salad." so he stops being retarded and getting more and more fruits although he dont need them.Instead he goes back on business: his fapping business.And
out of nowhere he sees a bag full of money so he thinks to himself should i take it or should i
go on at fapping. He decides that he rather faps than he owns money but
he still takes the money, then puts it all into a bank for paypal, which he uses to pay for his internet porn
and he is backslapping because internet porn is just awesome to fap on and
so he decides to make his own porno, featuring
little caprice (google her if you want to) because he is so hot for her and would love to make a porno with her and
tom cruise, because that would definitly make joe rich, so he
asks both and both of them accept but scientology is forcing tom cruise to kill every human live on earth and so joe
asks a mad scientist to create something to
make him invisible because he likes to be invisible but eeeeeerr he totally forgot about tom cruise killing all human live on earth so he just ask stan(southpark) to help him because stan once closed tom cruise in the closet and
so stan does it again, then R. Kelly comes and sings "
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Post  Thousand_Sword Sun 10 Feb 2013 - 14:13

And here are site 9 to 16, but this time read-friendlier with spaces^^



im B**** im a lover im a child im a mother im ah whatever i wanna fcuk tom cruise" so R. Kelly went into the closet and ...

then the leader of scientology started singing "tom cruise and R. Kelly are in the closet.....

sucking each others penis till eternity just like our holy book says". Now everyone is happy and

then Angels sang out, in a miraculous chorus, down from the heavens, descended, Chuck Norris, Then...

chuck norris killed everyone because he doesnt eat honey but bees so...

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan...

tried to save the world frome knipfaa because knipfaa is like
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuber
godlike and they would need all their power to stop him but they failed so....

they kicked chuck norris and his cow boy ass...

to fight against the uber godlike knipfaa because they are nearly equal and in their fight they destroyed the earth,
well anyway it wasnt a big deal anymore because there were no human being anymore, and then chuck norris said "idiedtoday" and knipfaa like "wuuuuuut" so ....

then god was like 'lol who blew up mah earth' so he reconstructed it, but he put in...

blue people like he saw it in avatar because he liked the movie and knew that knipfaa didnt watch him
so he could use his gayish blue people to kill him because else knipfaa would kill god and ...

so god was like 'lol im god ima blow that knipfaa guy up' and so he did, then he..

realised "ouh i cant kill knipfaa he is more than equal to me" so they made a treaty assignment
where knipfaa gets ruler of the world and god has to live in exil and ...

then joe still needed to get some fruit for his fruit salad >.>.....

so he just bought fruits and was happy...

so he decided that a guy named knipfaa should go and drown himself...

but the mind of knipfaa is just to magnificient and superb that he cant force him to do anything
so joe was unhappy and tried to killed himself while...

he suddenly didnt want to kill himself, and so he parachuted out of the mile high club,
which at the time was really the 15 mile high club...

and he doesnt know what parachuted means
so he is kinda confused and starts to wank because he always starts wanking when he is confused ...

And then he decided that in the last few moments of his life,
he'd wank something else, so he started wanking his parachute string when it finally opened up, thus....

releasing the pattented ACME anvil and plummeting him down towards.....

his certain death, but, REJOICE!! for jesus has come to save him and fly him to the ground, where joe says 'thanks jesus' and then stabs him in the...

penis because he doesnt rlly have much use for it anyway, and then appologizes and soars into the heavens becoming......

(P.S. after all joes been through he must rlly want a break xD)

an option on the wheel of reincarnation, so then buddha dies, and he somehow gets joe, so joe is returned, as buddha...

and joined the league of the super best friends which was operating against a mage just like in southpark ...

and like in southpark, some really selfish fat kid asked joe to be his friend, and joe said...

"no thanks" so now the fat selfish kid tries to kill joe because the fat selfish kid hates to be rejected and now only lusts for revenge so...

joe, as buddha, decides, "oh what the hell?" and then the fat selfish kid kills him..

and he reluctnctly walks back into the reincarnation wheel chamber looks at god and asks....

"God, could I be Jesus?" and God said "No!" and then Joe asked "What about a ninja?" and God replied....

"NO! Assassins are better!" and then....

Joe killed God....

but by trying to do so he realizes that he already killed god so he is now going for satan because...

he fucked joes girlfreind and joe want to...

go to McDonalds...

to....

Ask if he could "Have it his way"....


(Holy shit dude, we just went from killing god to mcdonalds.....
i vote for a new story to begin.)

the owner of that McDonalds shot Joe....

but he came back to life as RETARDO! the nemesis of the iron golem, but then....

(and no! no new story, joe's been going strong for 11 pages LOL)

some guys saw him and said "hey this guy is retarded lets kill him!" and now joe is running away because they want to kill him ...

and steal his nockwurst, but joe held up his hand and proudly claimed "......

HALT!! I IS RETARDO MONTABAN AND NOT NOBODY CAN OR IS STOP MEH!!" the guys started to...

think about the whole story the wrote for their teacher because of his demand and they totally agree in deleting this holy fucking crazy shit and start a new one.



SO: Once two girls met at the middle of a street...

and the guys from the above story pushed them into a dark alleyway....


(u cant stop it, its too powerful! keep its hunger sated and it shall be a merciful overlord *worship* )

where they said to the girls something like "DO NOT TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF! We want to sacrifice you for the holy trinity Smile
" and the girls admitted that this would be a great aim so...


( ah you definitely watch to much hollywood films Very Happy)

the boys each dressed up as one of the biggest horror icons known to man, Jason, Freddy, Michael, and Chucky....(yes one of them is a midget)




(and yes i watch far too many movies for my own good )

and sucked each other penises for godsake knows why they.....

decided to put cake on them while doing so....

they cummed (do you spell it like this?^^) in each others faces because they...

are complete flamers and the guys with the cameras need to sell it for money on the internet for......




(yes u did spell it right Very Happy)

a new super awesome toy for their 'super awesome new best friend for live and forever
till everyone is death and then even in heaven' friend christopher who ...

.. is a big homo flamingo hibernating retard . . .

will use the toy everyday and all day and make videos and send it to all his friends and then make. . . . . .

another video which is the original first "porn" video and he will fill every ANALysis of every written stuff because everywhere now porn is so...

then suddenly Joe! descended from the sky and proclaimed.........

to be the ruler of the world. No one disagree with him so he become ruler of the wordl and...

he slaps knipfaa for mixing up his l and d, which makes people angry at there new ruler so they...

Decide to rape him in the ass and elect Sir Mamory the Rabbit to rule over the world, causing...

mass blood orgies all around the world, pleasing the blood god Khorne......

and so blondes still are a lot like lava lamps which makes them to masturbate with them resulting in...

outrgeous topics such as this one that please us in...

the ways of.. yeah.. meanwhile back at the ranch....

the antelopes dashed through the....

fence who wasnt even there but they dashed through so...

they could go join the new ruler world because...

The cats were taking over the.....

whales who live in the sea but...

all died mysteriously due to....


(man this story may be illegible to begin with but now it aint even grammatically correct roflrofl, is funny to me...)

(BTW go re-read page 2 of this, still cant stop laughin from that roflmao!)

jesus who walked on the ocean right besides...



(i like our freaky little storie Razz and indeed its really funny Very Happy)

Muhammad, who looked to jesus and then exploded for being a....


(and yes rofl we should try to get this published sumtime rofl!)

muslim because jesus look is deadly for muslims and god doesnt like muslims although they have the same god
like everybody else and just one god but they are weird anyway so whatever and some...



(love it ?)

guy named joe went to go get fruit for his fruit salad...

and thought "oh dear not again this damned fruid salad". So he just went to...

eat his salad without the fruit, but then captain planet came and saw he had no fruit for his salad and...

said: "I will help you!" and put some fruits into the salad, Joe just thought ....
[Ts: Guys this was my first post here in this topic ? at the 1st Dec. 2010]

that captain planet is crazy so he..

pulled out his lighter which made captain planet....

exclaim in that odd voice "YOU-

HAVE THE KEYS TO THE....

END OF THE WORLD" so captain planet whipped out his....

Lightsaber and started fighting.....

mushrooms and...

thats when darthvader came out of the big mothership and..

stated "Halt in the name of the all mighty Golden Candy Shit-Brick Castle" and proceeded to....

help Gage build the castle's main room because it was lacking a few golden shit bricks....

Until they heard a loud bang from.....

the big mothership and went out to look for it, then Dath Vader said ....

"WE MUST GET THAT MOTHERSHIP, IT TOOK ALL OF OUR..."

golden candy shit-brick caches! and then...

69 Years Later......





After years of being cryogenically frozen Joe was at last reawakened by....

The sound of Pauls......

gunshots as he executes ima for treason, joe then....

got a soda and went...

to the park to eat a....

fruit salad, but then he forgot his fruit for his fruit salad so he went to go get some fruit for his fruit salad...

so he started going home to get the fruit but...

was attacked by a wild....

ghost of the famous J...

ocelyn....

and thats when joe decided...

to become a Ghost Buster ......

so he wnt to the ghostbuster hq and...

gave slymer a kiss and took the ghost buster car so he .....

.. could kill some (fake) ghosts and...

he was realy proud of his self so he......

got himself a gold (chocolate) medal and went..

went to the church and ....

got on his knees to....

Thank the lord that Imacominforyou is...

uglier than him because..

if he wasnt he wouldn't be able to flaunt off his...

cat which is very...



(when does you think will the story line end??)

fat, so that it can...

become a profi sumo what will let him ...

Break down his owners door, so he can...

eat its owner and...

flee because Headhunters are .....

always trying to steal joe's...

fresh apple pie with whip cream

so Joe went back to the heaven to ask God for some help against these headhunters, but he just .......
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Post  nhscooter Sun 11 May 2014 - 22:41

Thank you sword for pages 1-16. In the spoiler is pages 1-29. (This has not been checked for spelling or grammar and all that fun stuff.)
Pages 1 - 29:
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