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poems for fun?
poems anyone, going through a poem chapter in adv. lang. and i dont feel like working for it (jk i finished it all, be jealous)
heres somethin
Herb was a man who had a hobby to fix a "thing"
but that was cut short with a Ping
He was shot through the heart
ricocheted off a passing cart
this is a sad tale
sent to his family via e-mail
succeeded in life by his three sons
none with a wife to call "hon"
two you loved and they lived in the glory of your ascendance
but one you neglected and he plots for vengeance
Planned as one was hit by a car
his other brother laughed a big harty "har"
but he did not get up
and died holding his favorite cup
the last favorite lucked out caught in a desert during a drought
he caught a lucky break and caught a flight
the plane was higher than that metaphorical kite
but the pilot was a penis, and crashed into a tower
and so the last son is so close yet so far to being gifted with great power
he only lives on
to play the rest of the family against eachother, as if theyre one big pawn.
your turn
heres somethin
Herb was a man who had a hobby to fix a "thing"
but that was cut short with a Ping
He was shot through the heart
ricocheted off a passing cart
this is a sad tale
sent to his family via e-mail
succeeded in life by his three sons
none with a wife to call "hon"
two you loved and they lived in the glory of your ascendance
but one you neglected and he plots for vengeance
Planned as one was hit by a car
his other brother laughed a big harty "har"
but he did not get up
and died holding his favorite cup
the last favorite lucked out caught in a desert during a drought
he caught a lucky break and caught a flight
the plane was higher than that metaphorical kite
but the pilot was a penis, and crashed into a tower
and so the last son is so close yet so far to being gifted with great power
he only lives on
to play the rest of the family against eachother, as if theyre one big pawn.
your turn
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Re: poems for fun?
I've got one. I'll post it as soon as i get it typed up xD
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Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
`Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!' he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
`Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
ome one had blunder'd:
Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel'd from the sabre-stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wonder'd.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
`Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!' he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
`Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
ome one had blunder'd:
Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel'd from the sabre-stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wonder'd.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!
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Re: poems for fun?
is this supposed to be poems ppl wrote themselves? caus the last one is by Tennyson xD
still its a good poem haha
still its a good poem haha
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Re: poems for fun?
you can either put one you put yourself, or one that someone else did, but if you put one that someone else did you MUST, put who really wrote, like
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Robert Frost
(i had to memorize that for language arts...)
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Robert Frost
(i had to memorize that for language arts...)
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Re: poems for fun?
Eck, sorry bout the steal, I thought I had highlighted his name and didn't bother checking over it.
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Re: poems for fun?
Roses are red violets are blue, I don't know any poems how 'bout you?
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Re: poems for fun?
Haez wrote:Roses are red violets are blue, I don't know any poems how 'bout you?
Lol here is one
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?
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Re: poems for fun?
new 1 then:
Dragon ur a fag
God made u look like a stag
U made me lagg
so im gona make u and Justin Bieber Shag
So take off ur bag
and now go die in a stand that holds a flag.
Dragon ur a fag
God made u look like a stag
U made me lagg
so im gona make u and Justin Bieber Shag
So take off ur bag
and now go die in a stand that holds a flag.
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Re: poems for fun?
DragonComplex wrote:Haez wrote:Roses are red violets are blue, I don't know any poems how 'bout you?
Lol here is one
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?
Dragon, that's hurtful. I'm sewing.
But I do believe there is a moral in all of this, such as the question of all questions; "Did you fall from heaven? That would explain why your face is up."
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dragon dragon.
go slap ur moms flapdragon.
go slap ur moms flapdragon.
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Poems for fun?
lolies are sweet
lemons are sour
Spread your legs and gimme an hour
lemons are sour
Spread your legs and gimme an hour
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lollololollololol that was good
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